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you can do more than one of these if you want
actually, you can do anything you want
live unapologetically and without restraint
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why didn't anyone tell me it was lesbian visibility week
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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing
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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer
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The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life
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emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖
But
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Kaomoji ?
The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブo(*°▽°*)o
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop
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looks at you
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Sneak 100
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today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!
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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.
This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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my favourite part of a time loop-- and this is so integral to the trope and it must be done and it fills me with joy every single time-- is when the character stuck in a time loop tries to explain it and nobody believes them and they point to some ridiculous arbitrary happening in the background and is like "wanna bet? those guys carrying that clear glass sheet are going to have a dog run into the pane in 3...2..."
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Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)
Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).
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