Oh god 2019 really is 5 years ago......
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2019 was literally 5 years ago
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"when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your heads you're nothing more than his wife" ok as someone who was convinced she was a lesbian before dating her current bf of 3+ years why dont u just stab me in the chest chappell roan
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i get a little bit of free time and start going "what if i taught myself woodworking" girl work on ur resume
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Sometimes I talk a lot and sometimes I don’t talk at all and somehow both are embarrassing
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I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!!! continues not only living like this but in fact gets actively worse with time
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I love how we've lost the plot so thoroughly on what "pov" means as far as a TikTok/reel/whatever and now it's functionally the same as rod serling saying "imagine if you will"
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is that simple task bothering you queen
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google how to ask a good friend to hang out without embarrassment. google how to send text to friend without sounding like an insane weirdo whos never talked to another human being before. google how to text like a normal person. wikihow to talk to anyone
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Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it
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So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but
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Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind
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human brain is so easy to manipulate its stupid. sun is out longer in evening = life is worth living...read some negative social media posts = everybody hates me...read one interesting article = i have the scholar's ambition
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we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song
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