carneflower13

[carneflower13]

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

#psa

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#memes

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#memes

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I just realized that I could share this flash game ad I saved off of MySpace in like 2005 to tumblr.

It’s so important to me. It makes me feel like I’m losing my mind even after 20 years.

#memes #oh my god

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Standing in the pasta aisle eyes closed trying to picture the mouthfeel of different pasta shapes with perfect clarity in the theater of my mind

#prev HOW DARE YOU INSULT ZITI /lh #memes

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Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

#memes #FAV #'blimey. scientist rats. they've unionized'

[carneflower13]

you don’t have to accept an entire fandom to enjoy it. fandom can be your 3 friends and a corn chip and honestly that’s gonna make you much happier in the long run.

#this is my approach to most fandoms nowadays tbh #advice

[carneflower13]

the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”

#memes #lmfaoooo #they're a little confused but they have the spirit

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#memes

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Underdark🍄

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #wyll #gale #karlach #shadowheart #lae'zel

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Seinfeld (1989 - 1998) 2.08 The Heart Attack

#memes #me at 22

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#memes

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hey… don’t cry… look… two seals kissing

#!!!!!!!!! #they kees........... <3 #seals

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#memes #me fr #i would like to be treated like a skittish and easily spooked horse

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these two queens

#memes #WHO MADE THISSSSS

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#memes

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sumtimes u just gotta take off yer cowboy hat n feel the breeze in ur hair partner 😔🍃 been desperately needin to draw big stinky

#red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan