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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

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Ya’ll know who that is

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #georgie baker #melanie king #jonmartin #melanie x georgie

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also im just fucking cracking up at oliver going "at the beginning of the season I was going to play buck as having a sexual awakening whether the writers were doing it or not" and that translating to buck looking at eddie with the most down horrendous blushy heart eyes possible in every scene cause WHAT would he have done if tim didn't decide to make it canon. at some point he would've been in a scene with eddie and marisol and you would just see buck in the background gagging. he would give that boy Hanahaki disease in the name of character development.

#who's more committed to bi buck the fanbase or oliver stark #911 #911 abc #911 spoilers #911 abc spoilers #evan buckley #oliver stark

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#another reason to hate Fox

#are you kidding me #i love that oliver was just going to play it regardless tho lmao what a man #911 #911 abc #911 spoilers #911 abc spoilers #evan buckley #oliver stark

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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

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Hey, can we talk about how the guys at the bachelor party hadn't immediately caught on to the fact that their friend's arms got ripped off? It wasn't even seeing the groom cry out in pain and the blood gushing out of his shoulders that got them to snap out of it, but the bartender's screaming.

Imagine being the groom, experiencing the most excruciating pain of your life and a bunch of your closest friends are just laughing around you like nothing's wrong.

To their credit, they did gang up on the monster once they realized what was happening, but that little delay stuck out to me this episode. Were they just so drunk, their brains lagged? Did they think it was a joke? Or was it somehow Bonzo's influence?

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 12 #mr bonzo

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Why the fuck would they name it that

#getting off your arms maybe #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 12

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It’s funny to me that Magnus Archives started out with mostly “normal” ghost stories & held back on the really weird stuff until later seasons, whereas with Protocol we’ve gotten the following in the first twelve episodes:

- Guy Who Murdered His Wife Gets Turned Into a Tree While Running From the Cops

- Man Made of Needles

- Demon Antique Enthusiasts Who Crowd Crush People

- Janitor Runs Away From IRL Timelapse Only to End Up in a Cannibal Restaurant in the Void

- A Guy Just Straight Up Gets Run Over by a Semi Truck

- Knockoff Barney the Dinosaur Shows Up to a Strip Club and Starts Smashing Skulls

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #mr bonzo

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#hate/love relationship with this #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #mr bonzo

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The S1 Archives main staff was composed entirely of people who (at least partially) liked men. I choose to believe the OIAR will continue the trend of being equal but opposite to the Archives by having the entire S1 main staff like women.

#the magnus archives #tma #the magnus protocol #tmagp

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y'all this post is untagged ai. a lot of people aren't realizing it, but if you take a second to look at it, it becomes very clear

tumblr keeps showing it to me and OP has refused to tag it, so when you go in the reblogs it's a bunch of people who don't seem to realize that it's ai either. i recognized a lot of usernames in the reblogs, from people who i definitely know are against ai stuff. so if you've reblogged this thinking a human made it because OP refuses to edit the original post for transparency— now you know.

#the magnus archives #tma #the magnus protocol #tmagp

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trauma induced flirting (?)

#ahhhh i love them #the magnus protocol #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #alice dyer #gwendolyn bouchard #dyhard

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I am unwell

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers

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in the oiar office. straight up "getting off". and by "off", haha, well. let's justr say. My armns.

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #mr bonzo #tmagp 12

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"People wouldn't invent anything if there was no profit motive."

Well, that's clearly a lie.

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lets be honest here the scariest part of todays statement is not mr bonzo himself its this

you can be partially eaten alive on your workplace by a serial killer childrens mascot but even then you wont get any compensation. woooo capitalism the real horror

#capitalism is always the real villain #the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #mr bonzo #tmagp 12

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congrats to this episode for being the first one in the series to make me go

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #mr bonzo #tmagp 12