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NO KILL I

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#baking #horta-like brownie monster #star trek

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The Quinton Reviews video was actually the first time I ever heard of The Beverly Hillbillies, but Quinton's dad talks about it as if everyone should know it, like the Simpsons. My theory is that maybe it is because I didn't grow up in an english-speaking country, and I'm curious!

If you have no idea what youtube video I am talking about, I would still appreciate your vote! Just vote whether or not you are aware of the sitcom "The Beverly Hillbillies"

#we would sometime watch it when nothing better was n #by “better” i mean...gilligan's island #growing up on the 70s was rough

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You’re welcome

#birb #pause for peep

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I think detaching disgust from morality is one of the keys to Chilling Out. You can find inner peace by being able to go "hm! Gross" and recognize if it's an actual problem or not. Cause if it's not an actual problem... it's not your problem 🙏 god bless

#truth

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Weeping angel, lunch court edition

There you are, innocently eating tapas at a restaurant, when you hear boss fight music behind you:

(He'll have the Caesar salad, gracias.)

This 10 meter tall statue of Augustus looms over Puerta Cinegia Gastronómica, a dining/shopping mall in Zaragoza, Spain. Augustus founded the town as Caesaraugusta (hence Zara-agoza) over 2000 years ago as a colony for veterans of the Cantabrian Wars, and many Roman ruins are still visible. I now want to visit Zaragoza.

#weeping angel #this is delightfully horrific #Augustus

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Hooray, Occultings has written a sequel to If You Go Chasing Rabbits!!!

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Characters: Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Jiang Yanli, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Yu Ziyuan Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Timestamp, Witches, Familiars, Animal Transformation, Family Reunions, Homecoming, Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic Series: Part 2 of witch/familiar verse Summary:

Three homecomings.

#fanfic #wangxian

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Wei Wuxian | The Untamed

#wei wuxian

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Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see

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AKA The Star Trek AU

Star Trek fusion for Mysterious Lotus Casebook -- you don't need to know about Star Trek to understand this! I will follow the planet-of-the-week format for the different cases, with a work for each case. Each case is broken into several chapters where the commercial breaks would be, for the more authentic Star Trek feel.

Fang Duobing is a human from Earth itself, not a colonial brat; Di Feisheng is a very unconventional Klingon, and Li Lianhua is a self-proclaimed space bastard of undisclosed provenience. His companion animal Fox Spirit is probably not just a dog.

The sects are ships from different species; at this era in Star Trek, we mostly have the Federation, Klingons, and Romulans. The Lotus Lodge is a small research vessel, RV Lianhua Lou which conducts 'research' only by virtue of her owner, Li Lianhua, being a doctor. Or maybe solving cases with Fang Duobing counts as research, too?

Episode 4 -- The Lotus Eaters pt. 1

The murder of three mail order brides at a forsaken human outpost hides a much deeper secret: - everything is lotuses, and it actually hurts a lot of people! Li Lianhua and Di Feisheng follow the trail of a mysterious message. Fang Duobing finally catches up.

Fang Duobing arrives on a planet that is completely lotus-themed for business reasons, and has a series of surprises.

CW for fantasy or fictional setting racism, this time not only about Klingons but also about the colonized natives of the planet-of-the-week. Prepare for some nasty takes from the Guo family!

#this looks fun #paging @eirenical #does tagging people work? I don't remember #star trek au #mysterious lotus casebook #god i almost wrote mysterious lotus facebook which would be a very different au #fanfic

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one thing about me is I love brutalism. I love concrete. I love not living in a house with cardboard walls and I love looking at a building and thinking this imposing boy would survive a nuclear war

#in praise of brutalism #particularly concrete #in college i worked in a concrete musical theater building and it was glorious #like working on a spaceship #architecture

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a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

#dude close the fucking portal

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My heart is a fish Hiding in the water-grass In the green, in the green.

#imperial radch #fanart #breq #ancillary justice #gorgeous

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i mean, i guess i could be normal, but consider: passively suicidal outcasts who find a person to serve as the foci for their devotion until they somehow obsess themselves into better people

#so many of my faves are exactly this

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🤍❤️

#tcgf

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Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.

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Wei Wuxian's binding/bonding talisman goes wrong...or right?

For the Close Quarters Exchange

#wangxian #the untamed fanart #i love lwj's expression #beautifully rendered #also #cuuuuute

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#mdzs fanart #cuuuute