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a compilation of fruity master shake moments i made while watching all 11 seasons of aqua teen with my friends in anticipation for the new movie coming out in a couple of months.

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WERE GONNA CRAAASHHHH

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I spent a lot of money for Dana to say "I am Babygirl" in shakes voice

I am in fact in the process of animating this

#lifechanging

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Wheatley wears velcro shoes

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...Just let him.. do his thing, Chell..

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i had a vision

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these guys

#LOL

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AM: Why are all my prisoners dead?!

Teddy leaving the ice caves with an icicle up her ass:

this is so stupid im so sorry

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Skibidi paddler (Why am I doing this)

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ok ok so a um… bus yeah. uh left aperture with umm,, lets say three? people? wait uh all the humans are dead hm. turrets. three turrets boarded.. and then left aperture. and at the testing chambers three of those weighted cubes got on,

somehow. but i mean those are different? compared to those turrets they arent as uhahaha.. "advanced" yknow?? theyre like half as "persony" you could say. so one and a half people, which is three, cubes.

and at manufacturing two of the things fall off could be the turrets, or the cubes uh, just dont look to hard into it- so how many passengers do we have?? um. none. no passengers! because theres no buses or roads or anything in aperture...

#wheatley #cirno #portal2 #wheatley portal #shitpost #shitty doodle #touhou reference #wheatley in a dress #yumyum

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Nothing odd just a magneton

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Did I make a peak

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Y’all ever wonder that since AM was specifically an American war machine before all the Mastercomputers were hooked up together,

Does he just have a lot of American specific propaganda stored in his files that he just…can’t get rid of or else he can’t function? Like once every ten years or so he forgets to skip his 4th of July celabration protocol and the survivors have to deal with the most obnoxious propaganda filled show as possible. And during the beginning of his existence he had to figure out how to turn off his pledge of allegiance alarm

And because of this the only thing he hates even slightly as much as humans is bald eagles since he has SO MANY VIDEOS of them to make videos of them to make propaganda. Also this is my reason to why we never see a gun from AM (in the book + radio drama), they’re too “America-core” to him and also way too plain

Also bonus thing, occasionally he’ll catch himself humming or ranting to the American anthem and gets pissed, AND THEN GETS EVEN MORE PISSED THAT HE COULD EVEN TELL HE WAS

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Oh de Laval (Thai/Polish, 1990) - You Can Steal My Heart But Not My Snacks (2023)

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Don't ever put me in I have no mouth and I must scream I'll get sooo hungry