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bulletsforyourtrain · 5 months

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so this happened

#bullet train #ladybug bullet train #tangerine bullet train #tangerine #lemon and tangerine

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bulletsforyourtrain · 5 months

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🍊🍋Bullet Train incorrect quotes ft. my oc pt. 3:

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Felix and Tange being gay edition :P

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Tangerine: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Felix: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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Felix: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Tangerine: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Felix: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.

Tangerine, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?

Felix: Perfect.

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Tangerine: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Felix: It was autocorrect.

Tangerine: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Felix: Yes.

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Felix: Relationships should be 50/50. Tangerine cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Felix: Are you ready to commit?

Tangerine: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Tangerine: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Felix: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Tangerine: But you’re always acting stupid?

Felix: ...

Felix: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Felix: I don’t know, this plan seems complicated.

Tangerine: You once said that about an orange.

Felix: They don’t make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don’t.

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Felix: This bloodline ends with me.

Tangerine: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

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Tangerine: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Felix: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Tangerine: look Felix, I'm not slut shaming you but...

Tangerine: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

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Tangerine: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Felix: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Tangerine: I—

Tangerine: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Felix: Know why I called you in here?

Tangerine: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Felix: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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Felix: It'll be fun.

Felix: We'll make a day of it.

Felix: Come on you punk bitch.

Tangerine: I can't believe I have to say this.

Tangerine: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.

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Tangerine: Fine! I don't give a shit!

Felix: You seem to give a lot of shit for someone who claims not to give a shit.

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Felix: What are you in the mood for?

Tangerine: World domination.

Felix: That's a bit ambitious.

Tangerine: You are my world.

Felix: Aww...

Tangerine:

Felix:

Tangerine:

Felix: OH.

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Tangerine, turning to Felix: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

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Tangerine: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Felix: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

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Tangerine: I feel like doing something stupid.

Felix: I’m stupid, do me.

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Felix, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Tangerine: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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Tangerine: Can you be serious for five minutes?

Felix: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Felix: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Tangerine: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

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Felix: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Tangerine: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Felix: Seize the dick.

#bullet train #tangerine #tangerine bullet train #lemon and tangerine #oc #tangerine x oc #gay

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bulletsforyourtrain · 5 months

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🍊🍋Bullet Train incorrect quotes ft. my oc pt. 2:

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Part 2 with Ladybug this time lets goooo

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Tangerine: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Lemon: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Ladybug: I got distracted halfway through.

Felix: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Tangerine: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Felix: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Ladybug: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Lemon: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Ladybug: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.

Lemon: *looks over at Tangerine and Felix* Lemon: Is it “sexual tension”?

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Felix: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Lemon: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Ladybug: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Tangerine: Guys.

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Felix: Tangerine! I can't do this stupid math!

Tangerine: What’s the math problem?

Felix: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Lemon, covering Ladybug's ears, while Tangerine smacks Felix upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

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Tangerine: That's ridiculous, Felix doesn't have a crush on me.

Ladybug: Yes they do.

Lemon: Yes they do.

Felix: Yes I do.

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Lemon: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Tangerine?

Tangerine: Ladybug, easily.

Ladybug, laughing: What the fuck, man.

Tangerine: Well, Felix would be too easy. They’d probably be into it.

Felix, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

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Lemon: Ladybug, you'll be working with Tangerine and Felix.

Ladybug: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Ladybug: ...Of people on a team.

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*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*

Lemon: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding the Son.

Felix: For the record, I already found him.

Ladybug: And you let him get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.

Felix: He stabbed me!

Tangerine: I'm surprised he waited this long, Felix. We've all had the urge.

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Lemon: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Ladybug: I sleep with a knife.

Felix: Both of you are pathetic.

Lemon: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Felix: Tangerine.

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Ladybug: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?

Tangerine: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.

Lemon: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.

Felix: Rock also defeats baby.

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Ladybug: Shh, here comes Tangerine!

Felix: Quick, Lemon, start talking about boring nerd stuff!

Lemon: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.

Felix: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

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Felix: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?

Ladybug: Microwave for 40 minutes.

Lemon: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?!

Ladybug: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn’t own any pots…

Tangerine: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?!

Ladybug: Microwave for 40 minutes.

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Felix: You're smiling. What happened?

Tangerine: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Lemon: Ladybug tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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Lemon: Why are your tongues purple?

Felix: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Tangerine: I had a red one.

Lemon: oh.

Lemon:

Lemon: OH.

Ladybug:

Ladybug: You drank eachothers slushies?

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Lemon: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Tangerine: Not if they consent to it.

Felix: Depends on who your stabbing.

Ladybug: YES??!!?

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Lemon: Made you all playlists!

Lemon: Tangerine, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Lemon: Ladybug, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Lemon: And Felix has the ABBA Gold album.

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Tangerine: I love you.

Felix: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Tangerine and Felix kiss passionately*

Lemon, to Ladybug: You owe me 20 dollars.

#bullet train #tangerine #tangerine bullet train #lemon and tangerine #ladybug bullet train #oc #tangerine x oc

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bulletsforyourtrain · 5 months

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me white knuckling my bathroom sink, staring into the mirror with wild bloodshot eyes and reminding myself it's okay that we don't have real prequel/sequel news: cishet tangerine isn't real, he can't hurt you

#the one good thing about no additional bt content is that i'm safe in my delusions #bullet train #tangerine #tangerine bullet train

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bulletsforyourtrain · 5 months

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What if I told you the first chapter of my first Tange fanfic was done and sitting in my drafts rn? Would you want it?👀👀

I’m kinda loving it so far, lowkey writing it for myself but I’d share 🫶🏻🫶🏻

#bullet train #tangerine #tangerine bullet train #tangerine x oc #lemon and tangerine #ladybug bullet train #oc #fanfic

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bulletsforyourtrain · 5 months

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🍊🍋Bullet Train incorrect quotes ft. my oc:

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Get a taste of their dynamic, Felix is a flirty fuck and Tangerine usually wants nothing to do with it (he does). Lemon is bestie vibes💛🍋

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Lemon, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Felix, not looking up from his book: Really? Tangerine, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

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Lemon: You need a hobby.

Felix: I have a hobby!

Lemon: Fawning over Tangerine isn’t a hobby.

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Lemon: Tangerine, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you?

Tangerine: Felix, Lemon wants you to get out of the house.

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Lemon, at Felix: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Tangerine, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!

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Felix: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Tangerine: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?

Lemon: Ya know... it might be.

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Felix: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.

Tangerine, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.

Lemon: Wow, Felix was late too! What a coincidence!

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*talking on the phone*

Lemon: Remember how I said that Tangerine and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?

Felix: Yeah…

Lemon: Well, we’re in jail.

Felix: *hangs up*

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Felix: Tangerine has no idea I’m high.

Tangerine: You’re high?

Felix: Oh, I’m sorry.

Felix, leaning over to Lemon: Tangerine has no idea I’m high.

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Felix: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Lemon: But are you shuffling?

Felix: Everyday.

Tangerine: What language are you two speaking??

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Lemon: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Felix. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Felix!

Tangerine: Nope.

Lemon: In that case, as the archbishop of Tangerine's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Felix right on the lips!!!

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Felix: We need a diversion. I say Tangerine gets naked.

Lemon: No.

Felix: I could get naked.

The squad: NO!!!

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Felix: What do people in relationships even do?

Tangerine: Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy.

Felix: Okay. Didn't ask.

Lemon: Asks question

Lemon: "Didn't ask"

Felix: Thanks for the play by play, Captain Fuck.

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Lemon: Truth or dare?

Felix: Truth!

Lemon: Do you-

Tangerine: I dare you to kiss me.

Felix: *kisses Tangerine*

Lemon, to Ladybug: They said “truth”, right?

#tangerine #bullet train #tangerine bullet train #lemon and tangerine #lemon bullet train #ladybug bullet train #oc

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bulletsforyourtrain · 5 months

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Hiya, my Bullet Train/Tangerine fixation has returned, and I also kinda want to get back into fanfic writing soooo…. prepare for some fruity shit!🍊🏳️‍🌈 (or just BT reblogs bc I’m lazy <3)