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QUARTER-FINALS MATCH 2

Elliott propaganda:

“Just look at him. Pure hunk energy.”

“I will punch anyone who dislikes him. He’s like a fire emblem character in the modern day. He’s so flamboyant and handsome, he can play the piano and he’s best friends with the old fishing man!”

“dramatic writer man with sexy hair”

"Since I like elliott. I will state some reasons why I like him

Imagine if Mr. Darcy didn’t insult your family first time you met him, that’s Elliott. The man who’s basically the hallmark romance love interest. He’s a writer who moves to the small town in the country side to find inspiration for his writing. Then he finds the farmer.

He has a crab living in his pocket

He can play the piano (hopefully it isn’t the river flows in you however)

His fans sometimes hc him as a merman and that’s just a major plus IMO

He genre of the book he writes is dependent on what genre you say you like.

He also sends letters to you if you marry him

Okay and also some things I dislike

His liked gifts, the easiest one is pomegranates, which cost like 6000g to grow a tree if you don’t pick the fruit cave. I AM NOT GETTING SQUID INK IN YEAR ONE FOR YOU.

he might be British /j

The fact he has no kitchen but still likes food like lobster, like he is just a mystery. Lives in a cabin, with no kitchen, no washroom (okay no character has a washroom), but still likes the most fancy food out there and has luscious hair worthy of a L’Oréal ad.

Gifting him on rainy days when you don’t have two hearts"

Asra propaganda:

“He GIVES AWAY HALF HIS HEART TO REVIVE YOU okay but like. He's the MCs roommate and they were together for a few years before the MC caught a plague and died and he obsesses over a way to bring them back before succeeding by making a deal with a god to trade half his heart for MC and betraying the emperor. And then when MC comes back but without any of their memories, he takes care of them and teaches them how to live all over again and he never asks for anything in return. On all the routes where you don't choose him he's really supportive and helps you out despite your history and overall he's just really nice and supportive of the MC and is their rock no matter what route you go down. Also he has a pet snake named Faust and I love her she's so <33 

Idk I just appreciate him so much”

"He gave you half his HEART!! He would literally go to hell and back for you!! He wants to take you on adventures all around the world—doesn’t matter where, as long as he’s by your side!! AND he’s nonbinary!!!"

"He is so caring!! Anyone who says he is boring or his 'route' was boring is a LIAR or didn't really understand his character! He is such a sweet person

Asra propaganda on this poll doesn't even do him any justice!! He makes friends wherever he travels to , likes knitting for his familiar snake , is a sweetheart, WILL take care of you even in the lowest point of your life"

#FUCK IT UP ELLIOT #im sorry asra

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everything I play reminds me of him

#the arcana #OH MY GOD

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why is valdemar slaying so damn hard

I kinda just drew over the concept art but anyway what they might wear to the masquerade???

#the arcana #god gives the tiniest waists to the evilest demons

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In this big world is there a place for someone as little as me?

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i really cant tell if the courtiers's (?) titles were chosen at random or if they actually mean anything

we never talk about valdemar's title in the court being Quaestor.

can you imagine committing tax fraud and valdemar knocks on your door.

#i always found it interesting that quaestor is a lower rank title #considering valdemar is the most powerful courtier u know #mayb it is supposed to b ironic #its not like valdemar gives a shit abt taxes anyway

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THIS IS EXTREMELY INNACURATE AND IM PISSED OFF

Harvey skyrocketing in popularity among stardew fans solely because of that Hozier song is so funny to me because it makes me feel like we are playing 2 VERY different games. Harvey is not "I'd rather take my whiskey neat my coffee black and my bed at three" he's a walking ball of anxiety dork of a man who probably goes to bed at 10 pm every night. If anything, the roles should be reversed cuz I KNOW the farmer is a freak.

#FIRST OF ALL he loves coffee we all know that so CHEKC #HE GOES TO THE SALOON HE DRINKS ALCOHOL GUYS COME ON #WHAT DO YOU MEAN he goes to bed at 10 pm HE IS A WORKAWHOLIC #hes a DOCTOR. a very STRESSED ONE at that #HE CARES ABT EVERYONES HEALTH BUT HIS OWN #YOU DONT GET IT #HES NOT A WHOLESOME UWU BABY WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE GUYS #YES he is a dork YES he is a loser #BUT COME ONNNN

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I drew cats from stardew valley :D

kofi | commissions | instagram

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A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand angle references.

By Shadowcross on DA.

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mattsun + makki

#haikyuu #THIS LOOKS SO COOL #matsukawa issei #hanamaki takahiro #issei is so horror manga protag

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absence makes the heart grow fonder

the sillies

#moomin #snufkin #moominvalley #moomin fanart #snufkin fanart #fanart #this brush is so nice #i didnt forget the feather in his hat i just made the conscious decision to not draw it

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obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa

#i get it now #stardew valley

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loomer gf

always looming

portentious

only wears black

"the final hour draws near"

hiding in the shadows

"a terrible fate awaits you"

raspy voice

tall and grim-faced

won't let you think straight

"i need to consult the bones"

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[Stardew Valley] felt compelled to draw some ponies..

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i like the boop thing cuz its like the "poke" thing from facebook but cooler cuz its not facebook

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ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

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this is just like tax fraud i think

#boop #i guess