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totally matching pfp material-- im just sayin

#taehyung is me #lmao he looks so over it #bts #bts jin #bts jhope #theyre so cute

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mom?

#i- #i have no words #THE SHOES #seokjin #bts #bts jin

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who let jungkook have unrestricted access to a soft serve machine 

#oh my god? #hes like a little kid #hes had like 3 of em already LMAO #wheres namjoon when you need him #bts #bts jungkook #dynamite

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tell me this isn’t a family photo they got taken at jcpenny’s 

#the background and everything #tae looks like an uncle on vacation #and hobis sweater too lord this really is a family photo #jimin looks like that one teenaged daughter who has sponsored posts on instagram but no one knows how she got it #bts #permission to dance #theyre cute though #bangtan #bangtan boys #bts family #yesseses

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[watching the bbma Butter performance] 

me: look at Namjoon’s shirt— it’s mesh! 

J, leaning over: do you think he’s wearing pasties?

#i- #i mean great question #i guess?? #bts butter #bts bbmas #bts namjoon #im so sorry sweetie #bts

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I would let Jimin curb stomp me-- 0 hesitation bro TAKE ME OUT

#valid #just girly things <333 #bts jimin #bts #lmao sorry

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“mans is STACKED homie” 

I’d just like to thank God, and also Jesus 

#she has not stopped laughing at this photo of him trying to put together a puzzle

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me: yeah, so, the Jin cult—

J, whispering: the what…?

*i’ve said too much*

#no regrets #she was like #oh great #we get mishapocalypse pt.2 #but in twitter format #with #kim seokjin #all ive ever wanted

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I’d just like to thank God, and also Jesus 

#the ARMS #dear lord #also taes face is exactly the look she gave me when I showed her this lmao #she was like is that?? #is that yoongi?? #F U CK #bts yoongi

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there is so much to unpack here-- THE EYEBROW PIERCING???

#she took one look at jimin and choked on her rice i stg #LMAO LOOK AT THEM #hobis fine as hell though #ngl #look at that man HNGH #and shes right-- the eyebrow piercing #goddamn #bts #bts jhope #bts jimin #bts jungkook #theyre all beautiful i love em

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me: look at the new photo BTS posted on Twitter 

J, zooming in: what the fuck is this?

#he do be lookin pretty fine #even with those glasses #bts #bts namjoon #j did laugh really hard at it #idk why #eyeroll #look how fashionable he is #bts meme

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[showing her the DOPE mv]

Whoever put Jin in a lab coat for this mv deserves a raise. Perhaps a Medal of Honor.

#honestly? #yeah #i agree with this one #they looked so good in that mv #they really did #bts #bangtan sonyeondan #bts dope #bts mv #bts meme #apparently she?? knows the dance?? #i dont-- #ill figure it out i dont even know #shes so vague lmao

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[watching a run bts episode]

*scowling from across the room* I keep getting up to do shit as if I speak Korean and don’t need the goddamn subtitles

#honestly #i do this too #ngl #sometimes i'll have my airpods in watching a run episode and forget i dont speak korean lol #like mmm yes #i understand whats going on #totally #bts #run bts #bangtan #bangtan sonyeondan #bangtan boys #i was showing J the run bts episode where they dressed yoongi up as a school girl #because she had to see it #its iconic #bts meme #btsmemes #bts memes

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me: I swear- 

J, laughing her ass off: MANS IS FUCKIN DIGGING BRO

[after watching muster]

me: so what was your favorite part– 

J, holding up her phone:

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[after watching muster]

me: so what was your favorite part-- 

J, holding up her phone:

#of course #of course she got a screenshot of this moment #and this moment alone #namjoon #bts muster #bts muster 2021 #muster sowoozoo #muster 2021 #i have no words #of all the moments in the performance #this was her favorite #i shouldnt be surprised #bts #bts namjoon #kim namjoon #ffs namjoon #shes just kidding by the way she loved the show

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Me: do you wanna watch muster with me? I'll bring popcorn

J: will Namjoon be there?

Me: yes

J: I'm down

#bts muster #muster 2021 #muster sowoozoo #5th muster #she was very excited to see his hair #but i mean who wasnt #bts #bts namjoon

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“what the fuck is a muster? and why is it at 4am?” 

[in response to me showing her the muster dates] 

someone get me a fuckin itinerary or somethin—