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James: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Sirius: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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i like to think that instead of telling lily remus was a werewolf they all told her they were animagi and then

#gotta soften the blow #right prongsy

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James: I asked Lily out. Remus: Oh, I’m sorry. James: Why? Remus: Well, I assume she said no. James: No, she said yes. Remus: Really? Then I’m sorry for her.

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This fandom: yea Sirius has a clouded hero view on who James was as a person, only Remus was smart enough to see either of their flaws

Remus in Canon: James and Sirius were so smart. Yea they they were 15 at some point lol, but who wasn't. They were so cool though!!! I was just a wet blanket

Sirius in Canon: jeez Harry, your dad and me were assholes at 15, nothing really to look up at that point. But pls realize that we grew up and found better ways to deal with everything

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Not but really.

#art #love this

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*teleports behind you but I’m facing the wrong way*

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I think that the whole slimy interior of the Slytherin dormitory is probably an illusion charm cast in case intruders enter the dormitory. Only if you’re sorted in Slytherin or a close friend of a Slytherin you can see the luxurious silver lined couches with soft green plaids to snuggle under and forest green tapestries and the fountain in the middle with the clearest water that tastes like whatever you want when you fill your glasses.

#still can't believe jkr literally said 1/4 of all children are inherently evil #baby me is bending over backwards to repeal that particular stereotype

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i actually think that sirius was the favourite child and regulus spent a lot of time being asked why he couldn’t be more like him

#heir and spare #reg is a classic example of 'if I'm perfect then everyone will be happy' #nah babe sorry lil guy #I don't think they wanted him to be like sirius #but I do think that sirius was the one they cared about most #even and perhaps especially after he left

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hey did you guys know that there can be complex family dynamics and the black family can be abusive without straight up torturing their kids and walburga can love sirius and be so sad when he runs away and still not be a good parent and that siblings don’t have to want to reach out to reconnect with each other and that sirius can miss his family and still hate them and that cycles of abuse and generational trauma are so much more complex than well some of the family is evil but these few aren’t

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Regulus and Sirius

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people love to shit on the failings of a classic protagonist in favor of more interesting side characters but what appeals to me about a harry potter is that he’s a huge bitch

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lazy summer afternoons at the potters mansion (sirius is already a nail pro thanks to the gryffindor girls)

#art

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do you think sirius ever accidentally barked while in human form

#he canonically growls #so #i want to know if james headbutts people in the winter

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hate seeing regulus be badassified he has a sign on his door that says do not enter without the express permission of Regulus Arcturus Black he’s a baby he’s a loser he’s a tiny little guy he sucks he’s an alt right conservative turned house elf rights activist he’s gay he’s afraid of the dark he uses his full government name he wrote a dramatic ass poem to voldemort

#tiny little guy

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Sirius Black, knowing he could get any person in hogwarts:  eh

Sirius Black, looking at a halfblood werewolf who’s wardrobe consists of old ass jumpers and ratty tshirts who looks half dead, hasn’t slept in a week, and only communicates in swears (basically a wet noodle) : him, I want him

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Hey, reminder that one of the reasons humanity has been able to flourish is because we formed societies and helped support each other. Complete independence and self reliance is a myth to try to get you to buy more things. Please reach out. Please connect yourself. There is no reason you have to do things alone.

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THE BLACK HEIR HAS BEEN DISOWNED: she's the main character and she knows it

via likeafunerall on instagram

#art #yup #hot as hell #that planar structure tho