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Random Shit I’ve Said

-C’mon be my Jake from State Farm!

-Ignorant McChicken Dick!

-How can I sneak if the doors a squeak?

-Curiosity got rid of the butt

-Extra fries cause we don’t care about exercise

-Spongebob is not a sin

#random #stuff #whybrain?why?

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Purple People Eater

I spent 30 minutes convincing my family that the purple people eater is a creature that eats purple people and not a creature that is purple that eats people.

The lyrics say the creature eats purple people. It does not however state that he is purple.

#he could be purple #and eat purple people #at least none of us were drunk #or my aunt #then he would be #The Purple Peter Eater #she didnt mean Peter #like the name

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Am I doing this Magical Girl Transformation right? #magicalgirl #beard #mustache https://www.instagram.com/p/ByEpk-JAbZD/?igshid=xn2q1ks582zv

#magicalgirl #beard #mustache

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Thoughts at 2AM

I woke up in the middle of the night and this is what I thought before going back to sleep

Dissolvable vitamins..

You know what else is dissolvable? Almost everything if you put it in acid

Want to know what’s NOT dissolvable? My love for fictional characters

...and chocolate

#weirdthoughts #whybrain?why? #sleep #chocalate #fictional characters

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Dino Danny in his Makkachin scarf 🧣 He hunt. He slays. Nightmare he is. #Dinosaur #YuriOnIce #makkachin https://www.instagram.com/p/BvYYUzfAtNu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=hqacyz8lpd8j

#dinosaur #yurionice #makkachin

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Spooky Scary Skeletons

#spooky #scary #skeletons #halloween

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So the other day my mom was telling me how one of her coworkers said that her ducks are raping her chickens. Well mom is like “what would you call that combination?”

We started trying to figure that out. Here is what we came up with:

Chuck - nope

Chick - horrible

Ducken - it’s okay but not quite it

Dicken (literally)- winner

Out of these mom came up with the fourth one. She made a dick joke, decided it was the best and then told her coworker who also thought it was hilarious.

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Nerds & Geeks alike join me to help make this right!

Given in years past we “geeks” were outcasts of sorts. BUT that is no longer true! Now we are a proud people built of Potterheads, Whovians, Sherlockians, Trekkies, Tributes, Demigods & Hunters. We Tumblr, Tube and Tweet! We create and share...

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