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Back at it with my enchanted merthur shenanigans

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Each disguise was more ridiculous than the last.

First one- Normal

Second- them but they put on really shitty quality mustaches

Third- Pretended to be girls

Fourth- Walmart, neon colored wigs

Fifth- those glasses with the nose attached but huge

Six- Really intricate Cinderella cosplays?

Seven- Farmers with really intentionally obnoxious southern accents

Eight- This is the one they actually planned for and went all out for funsies

And you can figure out the rest lmao.

(The wedding staff and officiators were so annoyed and honestly thought they were going crazy but they had to go through with the weddings because Merlin and Leon always had valid id(Acquired through legal means? Who knows:D). 93% sure one girl quit during the bad Halloween costumes)

Immortal Merlin & Leon

Merlin: Leon?

Leon: yes Merlin?

Merlin: How many times do you think we can get married and divorced in one day?

Leon: ...

They got married 23 times each with different identities and the divorces are still processing.

#merlin #immortal merlin #immortal leon #bbc leon #bbc merlin #immortal qpr #GOD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAG THESE TWOOOOO-

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I REALLY LIKE the idea of Arthur, Gwen, and the knights coming back out of the lake without a Merlin there to meet them.

And they're like super confused (and soaking wet) and either a random pedestrian takes pity on them or they have to figure shit out on their own but either way they get accustomed to modern society eventually and one of them gets curious enough to look through history books.

At first, they're just learning about the past because it's interesting (and they want to find something about Merlin) and someone points out a particular painting that looks like the knights of the round table???

so they start paying a bit more attention.

And even though there aren't many photos for the older times, There's this interesting name that keeps popping up.. Emrys, I think it's called?

#merlin #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #bbc arthur #immortal merlin #fic ideas #knights of the round table #merlin prompt #bbc gwen #merthur

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Immortal!Merlin *face down on the ground, having a(nother) crisis*: the Egyptians believed the only significant thing you could do in your life was d i e

Immortal!Leon: Merlin no

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I totally see a drunk immortal Merlin (and maybe Leon because I like dragging him into messes) using his magic to replicate Elsa's castle entirely out of ice.

Like maybe he wakes up freezing his ass off, drool covering half of his face and the first thing he sees is a fucking ice chandelier.

He tries to move from under it because it looks like it'll break if he breathes too hard and slips, almost breaking his nose. Then Leon, ever so graceful (his hair looks like a rats nest), stumbles downstairs and is just like-

"what the fuck happened last night????"

#merlin #bbc merlin #immortal leon #bbc leon #immortal merlin #merlin incorrect quotes #fic ideas #kind of lmao #crack prompt

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Imagine you’re George. Your prince’s former manservant is dead or has run off or whatever, and now your time has come. You are impeccably turned out. You bring the prince a breakfast the likes of which he has never seen before. You present it to him with perfect form. You are immaculate. You are the absolute epitome of service. The prince takes one look at the silver tray you polished yourself and on which is laid out his breakfast with an artistry never to be bested, and he says, ‘My last servant was a rude, completely incompetent, absentee drunk who tried to physically assault me on multiple occasions; I wish you’d just try to be a little more like him.’

#merlin #bbc merlin #Lmao- #this is basically how it went

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S1! Merlin: I am going to be the most horrendous manservant to this prick because I was given this job forcefully and i hate it.

S1! Arthur: he is simultaneously the worst and best manservant I've ever had. He barley even does his job, I'm keeping him

#merlin #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #bbc arthur #merlin incorrect quotes #merthur #i just #i hate tagging man #hate it

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Merlin but he has fangs

HE WOULD LOOK SO ADORABLE??

Or maybe he thinks they're weird and files them down a majority of the time but after a really long trip with Arthur and the knights they start growing back enough to the point where it's noticable

And someone points it out and he's like "aw shit this is embarrassing" and covers his mouth insecure and all that but then gwaine is like, "wtf are you talking about??? Those look cool as SHIT!" And Merlin is like "huh" and then he's being attacked by positive reinforcement and it's wholesome all around

Maybe it's a thing that's recent because of his dragonlord status and because people in his village found every reason to treat him like an outcast his first instinct was to hide it.

Haha idk

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Merlin & Leon traveling from the future to the past. Pretty sure there's a small fic series like this? (Kind of)

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Leon: So it's either we deal with feeling gross for the rest of forever or we ask for time off on the same day, find a river and you magic up a shower, risking people (Arthur) thinking that we're having some kind of secret romance?

Merlin: yes. AND you have to bring your fancy noble soaps.

Leon: ...

Merlin: ...

*Two seconds later*

Merlin *slams open Arthur's chamber doors with Leon trailing behind him*: ARTHUR IM TAKING TOMORROW OFF.

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Is it weird that I can't really see Merlin fighting in any wars??

I feel like he'd be more likely to be a field medic. Like he'd totally learn how to use certain weapons to defend himself (a requirement but also just in case) but i feel like he'd treat wounded soldiers from either side.

Idk lol

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Based on one particular post from @bitsandbobsofwriting (but like- different) which I will look for and link eventually

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Arthur: How can we be sure that the goddesses truly did what they said?

Freshly immortal Leon: While I don't think they lied to me, some assurance would be most appreciated.

Goddess person: alright fine, I'll show you.

*Poof!*

20th!Century Merlin & Leon *dressed in bright pink clothes on their way to see the Barbie movie*: IM A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WOOORLLDDD! LIFE IN PLASTIC, ITS FAN- HOLY FUCK

Future!Merlin: Leon am I hallucinating again?

Future!Leon: I have no idea.

Everyone from the past: THE FUCK??

#merlin #arthur pendragon #immortal leon #bbc leon #bbc merlin #bbc arthur #merlin incorrect quotes #immortal merlin #merthur #i hate tagging #hate it.

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Gwen: This is my husband, Arthur.

Arthur: Hi 👋

Gwen: This is My husband's boyfriend, Merlin.

Merlin: What is happening.

Gwen: And this is merlin's boyfriend, Lancelot. Who just so happens to also be my lover!

Lancelot: Aren't I supposed to be dead-

#merlin #arthur pendragon #bbc gwen #bbc arthur #bbc merlin #bbc lancelot #lancelot #merlin incorrect quotes #*dies* #merthur #but also #mercelot #BUT ALSO #gwencelot #BUT ALSO ALSO #gwenthur

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feb - june joongdok log

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Arthur*somewhere in the castle*: MERLIN!!!!!

Merlin*running on no hours of sleep*: 'UGH' Yes Arthur, what do you want now? More money, your socks cleaned, armor polished, my soul?

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*dies*

#merlin #arthur pendragon #bbc merlin #bbc arthur #merthur #merlin incorrect quotes #i hate tagging so much????? #hate it.

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Merlin*Panicking because Arthur's about to go to jail and he just got back: 'Okay this is okay totally fine. First thing he does when he gets out of the lake? Punch a police officer, of course. Only Arthur.'

Arthur*was forced to put on a suit*: 'This Tie-thing is so annoying'

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Its okay Merlin probably has like six law degrees or something

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Arthur one day after training is walking by the window of one of the guest rooms and hears this lovely singing voice sounding sad. He's kind of Intrigued and feels for the mystery person because he relates to the melody so he kind of just listens to the voice until they eventually leave the room, closing the window.

He assumes this is a one time thing and walks back to his chambers, mind still on the beautiful voice. (Merlin is, of course, late to meet him there.)

So like a day or two later he's walking by the same window (no he hasn't done the same thing the past two days hoping to hear the voice again definitely not) And this time they're only humming but it sounds lovely regardless. Arthur recognizes the notes to a nursery rhyme from when his nanny used to sing to him when he was smaller.

This routine continues for a few more weeks. He almost begins looking forward to waiting by the window.

Every day, Arthur wonders why the person always sounds so sad. And every day, he's just a bit more enchanted (not literally) by the voice and his curiosity grows.

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I was listening to laufey when I got the idea lmao

Feel free to continue it, and if you have any fics like this tell me pls??

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