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double posting in one night because I'm awesome and unstoppable. read more if you want to be bombared by my warrior cat au

CAT JALLY IS HERE!!!! Idk why Dallys mom chose his dork ass name in the og but he's named very blatantly after the state/city here. He's bounced around different locations a lot, especially for how young he is. He's been in Texas, New York, and now Oklahoma. He hitchhiked in people's cars to get place to place, before eventually settling down in Oklahoma once he got situated w homegang.

Dally and Johnny are actually THEE dynamic duo here. Dally is farrrr more hype about sparring and fighting than Johnny is, like that freak lives and breathes it, (he likes winning) but Johnny still kicks ass because Dally trained him. Johnny has like has a sleeper build because he's constantly hunched over like a crinkled plastic bag so they don't ever expect it when he leaps at them like a sugar glider and starts scratching the shit out of them

Johnny doesn't really like sparring at all because he doesn't like hurting his buddies, and Johnny literally has only two modes and it's passive or actually rabid so he always reflexively holds back when they try and spar with him since he cant be normal about sparring. So he just ends up literally standing there doing nothing. Imagine those videos of goats just freezing. Or opposums playing dead

He can play fight with the others fine, but he can only really spar for real with Dally because he's not afraid of hurting him. What I'm trying to say is Johnny hones in on beating the enemy whenever he fights and he literally can't multitask. he's LOCKED in

Johnny mostly tag teams w Pony because first of all Pony is not doing that shit alone and SECONDD of all, while Dal and him DO fight good together, Johnny tried sending him A Look one time mid battle and Dally didn't get it and asked if he was abt to cough up a hairball. Then Dally was body slammed by the guy behind him Johnny was trying to warn him about

Johnny tried explaining what he did afterwards and Dally said that shit was stupid and Johnny mumbled smthin abt "Pony would get it😒😒😒" he was low-key embarrassed though

#DBDHEJEJJDFJ IM GOING TO FUCKING IMPLODE #I LOVE THIS AU SO MUCH #TNDJSJDJEKDKE #dallas winston #johnny cade #the outsiders

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can you do a headcanon (if you do them) of pony reading warrior cats or Wings of fire???

ENRJFSJEFBT YES IFC I LOVE THIS AAAARRRGGGGGHH ALSO I'M ONLY ON ECLIPSE RN

- so I'm gonna pretend that the books were written in the 60s

- he was at the library one day and found into the wild and went 😯 "oh cool" and checked it out

- biggest mistake ever

- he starts reading it at home and finishes it in one sitting

- most exciting thing he's ever read he's literally tweaking so bad

- like BATTLES!?!STARCLAN!?!!?JOURNEYS!?!BABY MURDER!?! WNFENJFJEJ!?!

- fs with ravenpaw

- he gets him

- fire and ice really solidifies the obsession

- thinks the silvergrey and the leafcrow romance was so interesting and romantic he's sitting there reading it like🤭🥹

- highkey wishes it was him

- I'm projecting onto him but he gets so into the battles that he forgets to breathe

- idk how to describe it but when I'm really into the battles or whatever and I'm somewhere where I can't squeal or do the flappy hand thing or something similar I'll curl my toes inside my shoes and clench my hands and barely breathe

- I can't tell if I actually think he'd do that or if I'm just pushing myself on him but oh well

- fs with yellowfang too

- so upset when she died

- was punching his bed and ranting to himself and Soda walked in and just went 😟

- tried to console him but he had no idea wtf he was on about

- "and then- she told him she wisehed he was her son adn then she fuckign DIED WAHFHHJEJKKM"

- "..."

- brambleclaw enjoyer

- fs SO HARD with jaypaw

- wishes he was him because he wishes he could be tough and mean and bitchy like that sometimes

- thinks he's so interesting and tries to dissect his character all the time

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- absolutely cannot tell ANYBODY about it

- they would tear him apart

- tease him relentlessly like it's so bad

- he tries to tell two-bit about it and two-bit goes "... So it's a book about pussy🤨"

- Johnny and Soda are the only ones he can talk too

- maybe curly too but ehh

I'll probably add to this post when I read more or when I get more ideas and THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING THIS FJIEKSKS PLEASE REQUEST MORE

#im going to implode #the outsiders #ponyboy curtis #warrior cats #sodapop curtis #two bit mathews

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THIS ONE FUCKING PICTURE FROM THE OUTSIDERS MUSICAL!?.?;?!?.; HOLY SHIT???

#the outsiders #the outsiders musical #IF THE CHURCH LOOKED LIKE THIS IN THE MOVIE PONY WOULD HAVE WNET 😕 AND BAILED

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warrior cats but TNP is set in 1960s america and the trip to the sundrown place is just storm tawny and feather helping bramble dodge the vietnam draft. plus one stowaway and one hitchhiker.

#GOING FUCKING BALLISTIC #SCREAMING AND ROLLING ON THE GROUND #I LOVE THIS SO MUCHHHH #NDKDKSJXJEHJSJCH #AHHHHHHHHHH

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wow i've been added twice, ty guys for tagging me!!

1985 by Bowling for Soup

Warriors: Eclipse

Uhh nothing really ig i watched the first like two minutes of cobra kai recently if it counts

in no particular order: The Outsiders, the actors from the outsiders but mostly Ralph Macchio and Patrick Swayze, 80s movies, history + vintage things and antiques, Greek gods and mythology, Warrior Cats, and Hades (2018) (I LOVE ALL MY OBSESSIONS SO MUCH YALL HAVE NO IDEA)

Tags, no pressure :P

@fictionalcharactergraveyard @coquettejohnny @hellonearthtoday @sadie-bug345 @ghosts-r-real-i-swear @rileyh20 @skelytoon

Get to know you

-> Last Song I Listened To: Some Postman by The President of the United States of America

-> Currently Reading: I haven't really picked up a new book yet, but I have been rereading The Outsiders, and some random DC comics from my comic collection

-> Currently Watching: Scorpion, and getting into it, it's pretty good, loving the character development that's happening.

-> Currently Obsessed With: C. Thomas Howell, and Patrick Swayze, I've been watching all the movies those 2 are in. Also The Outsider, I feel like I can relate to a lot of the characters in different ways. Also Karate Kid and Sherlock Holmes- I just Love them so much, I have a lot of hyperfixations currently, thats just the tip of the iceberg  😭

Thanks for including me @transjlawrence :))

Tagging but no pressure: @fictionalcharactergraveyard @daniel-la-racist @blazestar @fuckingdeadinsidetm @sunsets-ponyboy

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ndnsndnfj he woulddddd 😭 ‼️

HEY hey are you an appendix becuase I should take you out 😘💋

- ;)

These are weirdly reminding me of pony and his nerdy ass it's sorta off putting.

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Taiwanese Warriors site intro (2008)

#actually REALLY REALLY COOL #like this is awesome #converting my outsiders fan followers to warrior cats #i might make a warrior cats blog idk

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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

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kk i'm sorry but yeah you're right he would say something like that 😔😭

HEY hey are you an appendix becuase I should take you out 😘💋

- ;)

These are weirdly reminding me of pony and his nerdy ass it's sorta off putting.

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hold on hold on I got more💖💖💝💝💕💕

hey are you made of copper and tellurium

becuase you are CuTe (and make me flunk my elemental bonding quiz)😘

- ;)

How nerdy sorta cute 💖💖🎀🎀🎀🎀👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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dallas winston is the type of guy to not wash his balls because he thinks it'll turn him gay

#im so sorry

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frfr his undies are just covered in skid marks, he constantly looks like he shit himself and didn't change so it crusted

dallas winston is the type of guy to not wash his balls because he thinks it'll turn him gay

#please tell me if this was out of line #if so im so sorry

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there's absolutely no way pony and soda had sheets on their bed. idc how clean those mfs were that mattress was FILTHY

#the outsiders #ponyboy curtis #sodapop curtis

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JFSJJDJD I LOVE this that would be so funny. ponyboy looks up at him like he just kicked his dead dog like 😥 absolutely devastated.

guys I cannot be the only one who headcannons Johnny as the most ungraceful, lanky, scrawny six footer around like he just looks like this to me

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SEEE YOU GET IT TY ANd I hadn't thought of that but I agree that his posture would be HORRENDOUS. like him being freakishly tall would really add to his awkward factor because he'd constantly be in people's way and he'd be clumsy as hell and because it would highlight how scrawny he really is and he would want to minimize that as much as possible (also that's MEAN LMFAO😭)

guys I cannot be the only one who headcannons Johnny as the most ungraceful, lanky, scrawny six footer around like he just looks like this to me

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guys I love short johnny cade as much as the next person but I cannot be the only one who headcannons him as the most ungraceful, lanky, scrawny six footer around like he just looks like this to me

#johnny cade #the outsiders

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I DID IT LETS GOOOOO