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❝don’t get too close, it’s D A R K inside. it’s where my demons hide.❞independent stuart stilinskiwritten by sophie ,
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"definitely not. there'd be — earwax or
something on it." cue another grimace from the
stilinski in response to his own words, following
it with a shake of his head. "that's just wrong."
"also, very true. can’t taste too great."
she smiled, hints of playfulness across
her expression.
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[ text; lydia ] well congratulations on that. would you like a medal?
[ text; lydia ] just forget about my friends. i'm talking to you, not them, aren't i?
( text: 12:58 p.m : stu ) im not this touchy about people asking about my friends
( text: 12:58 p.m : stu ) js
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"Did you just quote 'Elf' at me?"
"Yeah, you just spit lies out instead."
"I hope you’re fine up there,
on your throne of lies.”
"I’m not going to suck
up a lie.”
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#[ Its weird seeing this#cause I didn't know a bunch of these were even exclusively British#I just assumed it's common everywhere#oops ]#[ also hello hi I'm not dead#just very busy and lacking muse ]
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stuart gives a grimace at her words,
although there's a flicker of amusement
on his face. "i'm not sure if that applies
when they've fallen out of someone's ears."
sam couldn’t help but grin. “i
don’t know, maybe as a prank?
but then again they are great on
salads…”
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[ text; lydia ] touché.
[ text; lydia ] because they're not your sort of people. now stop asking about them.
( text: 12:57 p.m : stu ) what did you think i did while i wasnt dealing with all the supernatural bullshit?
( text: 12:57 p.m : stu ) and why wouldnt i know them if im miss popular?
#whowails#[ he's such a dork#but yes i saw your reply#it was adorabLE#i'm really sorry if i take ages to reply though#my muse is so weak rn#and i'm really busy and lacking the energy to write and just#ugh#idk ]
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The Signs as Harry Potter Characters
Aries: Remus Lupin
Taurus: Ron Weasley
Gemini: Fred and George Weasley
Cancer: Neville Longbottom
Leo: Harry Potter
Virgo: Hermione Granger
Libra: Minerva McGonagall
Scorpio: Draco Malfoy
Sagittarius: James Potter
Capricorn: Lord Voldemort
Aquarius: Albus Dumbledore
Pisces: Severus Snape
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thank god this week is over it's been utter shit
#♔; outofbeanies#[ don't know when replies will be done#my muse is missing#sorry for anyone waiting for replies ]
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"yeah, although some of them
take a bit of thought for a use.
there's a spell to make radishes
fall out of people's ears. what the
hell do you do with that?"
"true that. there can be spells for
the dumbest thing sometimes,
but then again you never know
when you might need them.”
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"No thanks, I'm fine up here.
— You enjoy yourself there, though.."
"Well, it's not. Suck it up."
"You’re more of the horse of high than the level
ground of acceptance. You should definitely be
in this hole with me.”
"It should be."
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*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*
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if u ever see me unfollow u and then refollow u it was probably on accident bc I was stalking u on mobile
#[ same if i accidentally like one of your threads with someone else#i don't mean to fuck up your notes#it's usually an accident ]#♔; mun stuff
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[ text; lydia ] actually, i do.
[ text; lydia ] i'm impressed you managed to keep up the 'miss popular' reputation through all this supernatural bullshit.
( text: 12:56 p.m : stu ) you dont know that
( text: 12:56 p.m : stu ) sure. i mean i text them most, but i also have talk to a few guys on the lacrosse team, and some girls on the volleyball team and the mathletes
#whowails#[ it's fine take your time ^^#stu's definitely all subtly jealous rn#but nm thanks#what character is the blog for??#]
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“finally."
there's a turning of a page and a sigh of
exasperation from the stilinski, then he's
back to hunching over the book, whiskey orbs
scanning the page with concentration. except
she's still there, just perched on the table, and
he can practically feel the smug attitude radiating
off of her. a dark brow practically twitches in irritation.
“do you have nothing better
to do than breathe down my
neck?"
“okay. it’s ALL YOURS.”
&& with that she slams the book back under his
nose and instead like before, hovering above him,
she plops down onto the table, legs crossed and
a smug smile playing on her lips.
#ingeniiums#[ i'm really sorry this took a while#my stuart muse is so unstable atm#one minute it's here#then it's gone ]
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As he's shoved against the wall, there's a mutter of, "What the—" that's cut off as Stiles begins to speak. Stuart's casting him a glare when red hues flash back at him, and there's a raise of eyebrows in incredulity as he takes in the appearance of his brother's fangs and eyes. For a moment Stuart simply watches, brows furrowed as he tries to find the right words. But when he finally speaks, it seems half-hearted, as though it's not what he actually wants to say. "Werewolves were enough trouble by themselves, and now there's— this?" He gestures towards him, although it's awkward due to Stiles' grip on his jumper.
Stiles’ switch was snapped almost immediately. He stomped forward and grabbed Stuart’s sweater. The twin pushed his brother mercilessly into the wall of his bedroom, digging his fist against Stuart’s chest. “I told you to drop it! I don’t want to talk about what they did to me,” he hissed, fangs beginning to grow. In this position, Stiles pressing Stuart between him and the wall, Stuart had a clear view of the changes his brother was going through. Eyes glowing red and canines and lateral incisors were the obvious changes.
"I am fine," he said sternly.
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doing winged eyeliner with hiccups. i should get a medal
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