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His foreheads too tall. Face too long. Eyes too big too far apart. Lips too full. It’s like they were trying to make a Fabio but circled back around to sexy Squidward.

"why are so many people monster-fuckers?"

#To be fair this wasn’t my monsterfucker origin

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it really is so uncomfortable being a trans man in cis centric conversations of feminism. I just wonder. do they know about people like me? do they care? if I brought it up to them, how would they react? Do they expect me to be their human shield?

#Trans love #how to spot a terf

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my people

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making a girl lactate for the first time when she didn't know that she could is always so funny and soooo extremely remarkably fun. rolling her nipple against the roof of your mouth with your tongue, working your jaw in there like you're biting into a ripe peach, pulling her waist in and holding her tight through the shaking and the gasping, getting to hear her moans get all confused and desperate when she starts shuddering and leaking into your mouth. pure ambrosia

#lactation kink #may or may not play into my minotaur love

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Happy alien day 👽

From senior executive director Tala Arcadio-Yutani

#:3 #art

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I’m alone for the weekend :3c

If only I wasn’t in the middle of finals so I could do something actually productive (cum my brains out while fantasizing monster porn)

#Biscuit talks

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Incubus by Tomás Boersner

#thats the good stuff

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Disability-Accessible Sex Toys, Gear, and Sexual Aids Masterlist

This is my labor of love - a list featuring over fifty individual products, sorted into categories, attempting to address as many disability-specific sexual needs as possible. 

This list will be regularly updated! Suggestions for items and categories are not only welcomed but also encouraged, and if a link breaks, a product is discontinued, etc., please let me know and I’ll get it sorted! [are you a toy / gear maker? I’ll be posting a list on making sexual products accessible soon as well and link it here when it’s done!]

Last Updated: 12/12/2023. this post may contain affiliate links.

Keep reading

#sex ed

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A slight confession, I’m a mailman who’s into werewolves. The jokes write themselves

Hehehe. I imagine that would make a fun bedroom roleplay scenario. Putting on a mailman outfit to have your were’d out partner rip it off. Chew up all your mail. Call you nerd and fuck you

#biscuit answers #werwolves are fun

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New account

After reaching out to Tumblr support, my previous account, @lyonneriley, was almost instantly terminated. I'll be starting over here and reposting content from my former blog, as well as writing new content, and hopefully I'll find all of you again.

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It’s funny: in my research, as I’ve strove to find a cohesive ethnography for the monster fucker community, I’ve realized a few things.

First, I’m not sure that a cohesive ethnography exists period within any community. My first study in my masters program was about studying the Dark Romance genre, and it proved just that. It was a community that was united by a love for the genre, but beyond that things were so variable especially about what they liked and why they liked it.

The same is said about the monster fucking community. Bookstagram/Booktok monster fuckers are very different than say Tumblr Monsterfuckers. There are overlaps of course, united by a love of monsters, but even that is contentious as people all argue about if something is monster enough to label oneself as a monster fucker.

And the thing is, this ironically aligns with Jeffrey Jerome Cohen’s Monster Culture (Seven Theses) in which he says: “History, like individuality, subjectivity, gender, and culture, is composed of a multitude of fragments, rather than of smooth epistemological wholes. Some fragments will be collected here and bound temporarily together to form a loosely integrated net—or, better, an unassimilated hybrid, a monstrous body.”

Kinda neat, isn’t it?

#Monsterfucker sex ed #Research is sexy #monster fucker

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There's a national Testosterone shortage O_o

I'm not don't know when I'm getting my next prescription and I've just run out. No idea how this is going to hit me in the hormones

#biscuit talks #and I'm in the middle of finals

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There are currently ~2300 works in AO3 tagged with "Created Using Generative AI"

I'll be upfront with my opinion, which mirrors my opinion in regards to my field: using AI will only hasten your own obsolescence. The point of fanfiction is not to crank out fics, but rather to enjoy the hobby and communities of writing and fandom.

#No #if you couldn’t be bothered to write it #Why should bother to read it

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About the AO3 "No Guest Comments for a while" warning

If you're not following any of AO3's social media accounts you might be in the dark as to what kind of "spam comments" have engendered this banner at the top of the site:

These spam comments have been posted about a great deal on the AO3 subreddit for the past couple of days. Initially they comprised a bunch of guest (logged out users) bot comments that insulted authors by suggesting they were using AI and not writing their own fics. Some examples, from the subreddit:

But it then escalated to outright graphic porn images and gifs being posted in comments, again by logged out 'Guest' accounts. Obviously, I'm not going to give examples of those, but between these two bot infestations, AO3 has clearly decided to act and has temporarily closed the ability to post comments for users who are not logged in with an AO3 account.

Unfortunately, this means that genuine readers who don't have an AO3 account won't be able to leave comments on fics that they enjoy.

If you are a genuine reader who doesn't yet have an AO3 account, I strongly suggest getting yourself on the waiting list for one. More and more AO3 authors are now locking their fics down to registered users only - either due to these bot comments or concerns about AI scraping their work - which means you're probably missing out on a lot of great stuff.

Hopefully guest commenting will be enabled again at some point soon, but I suggest not waiting until then. Get yourself on that list.

Wait times are going to be longer than usual at the moment, due to the current Wattpad purge [info on Fanlore | Wattpad subreddit thread], but if you're in line, then your invite will come through eventually.

Update: There's now a Megathread about this on the AO3 subreddit.

#Ao3

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I can't believe I have to say this but like, fellas, pals, this is a nsft blog, this is a ki//nk blog, this is an adult p/// o /// r/// n blog. You can't follow me and then have on your blog a post saying you find po/rn blogs uncomfortable. Even if my work rarely features explicit s/ex the content here is graphic and meant for ki/nk reasons. the content on this blog is still p/orn//ographic regardless of if actual s/ex is portrayed. Have some respect.

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Since I can no longer offer commissions, I'll open my ask box open for doodle requests! Can't promise I'll do every request I receive but it would be fun to engage w everyone again.

#art commisions #pregnancy kink

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#Merlin… like the wizard???