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tennis players + @screenshotsofdespair part 15

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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

#i hope shes okay #:(

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Knowledge is empowering

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Go Girls Go! | First Dyke March in Washington DC, 1993

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Reasons Callum Ilott deserves the Arrow McLaren seat

An essay by biropen

#ci77 #callum ilott #indycar #arrow mclaren #david malukas

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David Malukas? RELEASED? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

#Zak when I catch you #when I catch you Zak #IM GONNA FUCKING KILL THAT MAN #WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUVE RELEASED HIM #HES ONLY BEEN THERE FIVE MINUTES #I SWEAR TO FUCK IF THEO GETS THAT SEAT IMMA RAGE QUIT #I cant Even anymore #david malukas #indycar #Zak brown is a little cunt #dm18

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this is how i envision the prema f2 vibes are this season

#prema racing #kimi antonelli #oliver bearman #ob11 #aa4 #f2 #formula 2

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nico is normal until anyone mentions lewis and then the inner merc winter soldier training activates and he's completely insane abt him. nico gen 2 drivers ult bias is lewis. that's his hyung. that's his world championship oppar. u will never take away the 7x no.1s that lewis won on MDC (mega drivers cvntyfestival).

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rain delay at the semifinals of indian wells (16.03.2024)

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Oscar: Hang on, I've got a-- off topic. When do you reckon Cars came out? Logan: 2000. Alex: No. 2000..... 11. Logan: No way. Oscar: 2006. I was five when that movie came out. Ridiculous. 18 years ago. Logan: Lightning McQueen slapped. Oscar: He did. I even had the video game Cars. I had everything. Alex: Did you guys have a crush on the-- on Sally? Oscar: Who? Logan: On what? Alex: [Stammering] On the girl. On the blue Porsche. Logan: That would be you. Alex: No, it's not me. No, no no. I just-- I just wanted just to, just to see. Cause you were so young-- Logan: Yeah, but you love a blue Porsche. Alex: I do.

#oscar should just be their third driver at this point #petition for oscar to be the permanent third host on track torque forever and ever pretty please

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I’m a teacher assistant for spanish grammar and the professor was explaining epícenos (single gendered words that encompass masculine and feminine beings) and he was using iguana as an example and he said: “there is only one gender… iguana” and i had to mute my microphone

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What happened??

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Why are people confused as to why the Williams cars are struggling?? They’re being held together with duct tape, spit, prayers, and the last bit of James Vowles’ dignity. Like let’s not be shocked they’re shit let’s be grateful they’re fucking running

#they’re trying their best okay #op gets it

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Alex on Team Torque: What are the odds that you guys go hook up upstairs and then come down and we just talk about it

Oscar: Right now? I’d say a fat zero

Logan: What the fuck? Am I ugly?

Oscar and Alex: *dying*

Logan: Just say it! Just say I’m ugly! What the fuck Oscar

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Based on this tiktok i just saw

#Loscar with Alex threesome fic is practically writing ITSELF at this rate #logan sargeant #alex albon #oscar piastri #loscalex #op81 #aa23 #ls2 #loscar

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absolutely wild that alex keeps making insinuations about loscar as if he isn’t the one who has allegations with george made on sky sports

#my chaos king #and my chaos couples #Loscar and galex foursome when?? #I saw a different post about Alex being their third and now o can’t get it out of my head #a fic is brewing #loscar #galex #f1 #formula 1 #alex albon #oscar piastri #logan sargeant #ls2 #aa23 #op81

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he's the most unserious individual ever