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bigbirdsthings · 3 years

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That one time you and your best friend make a parody to a song in frozen but it ends up being a disaster and a mistake that should be burned

Sugar Daddy?

Do you wanna have a blowjob?

C'mon let's go and play!

I never suck you anymore! Come out the door!

its like you've gone awayYy!

we used to be fuck buddies

But now we're more!

I wish you would let me TOOOOPP

Do you wanna have a Blowjob..

it doesn't have to be Blowjob. . . .

"Go away Kitten"

"okay bye..."

~2nd page~

Do you wanna have a Blowjob?

Or fuck eachother all day looooong

I think some sex is overdue

I've started Hooking up with the neighbors dog! Hang in there Doug ;)

It gets a little Lonely

In this empty bed

My Boner is hanging onto a single thread*

~3rd page~

Sugar Daddy?

I know your Horny!~

I've been asking for your DicKkKkk!!

You say "Be patient"

and I'm trying too!

I'm Horny out here for you..Just let me INNNNN!!!

We always suck eachother

Just You and me!

~When are we gonna have Seeex!~*

Do you wanna have a Blowjob...? It doesn't have to be a Blowjob..~

;)

Please get us therapy. And quick. (Parody inspired by one of marissa's tics.)

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