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okay now im really gonna go work on finals. just needed to scribble the sillies to get my head in the game

#wow #i stan talent

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dnp: are obviously in a long term committed relationship

phannies:

dnp: act accordingly

phannies:

#fr #wow

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This whole situation has somehow been a mix of loosing our shit and

#intellectual monologue #dan and phil #dnp #phan

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not to be phannie traumatized but i feel like a 14 year old from 2015 is about to come arrest me for my thought crimes

#being lowkey an anti for like 2 years absolutely destroyed my brain #wow

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I literally have to present my senior capstone tomorrow can they stop all this gay shit

#intellectual monologue #dan and phil #dnp #phan

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tumblr staff are cowards

#i made so many posts on sunday with phan they have to be phanniephobic #wow

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if wedding. would capita£ester make merch out of it. im imagining like japan holiday merch but somehow gayer

I don't even know if I'm joking or not

they release merch but it's just a shirt that says phan is real

#phannies will buy anything if it funds them getting married i think #wow

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The thing is there was no reason to include the heart. Like he could’ve called Phil gay alone as like a dig at him being sappy on main but he didn’t he called their INTERACTION gay I’m losing my mind

#wow

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#glad we're still using the same dan falling meme from 2015 it feels right #wow

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why is phan real i'm scared i though they were just two gay men who have lived together for 14 years

#we literally are like this whenever something happens huh #wow

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The fact that 🧡 already happened. They hardly ever bring up sweet things they do/say to each other a second time. And so far it's been the sweet things they've said years ago. Not TWO DAYS AGO???? but no, they're zooming in and saying, "oh you see this shit? We love each other. Just in case you needed a reminder." What is the reason. What are they cooking. What is shifting in their brains.

#intellectual monologue #dan and phil #dnp #phan

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OK

#WHAT WAS THE REASON #wow

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king of darts

#ooh yeah get it white boy #wow

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king of darts

#ooh yeah get it white boy #wow

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dan: 🧡

phil: alright so what's dan's worst outfit and make sure you roast him

#phil said chat can we ban this guy #wow

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okay let me cook. we submit a screenshot from one of the tumblr tag videos as dan's worst outfit. does it have to be 'true' no, but we plant the idea in their head to do another tumblr tag.

who are we sacrificing.

'killed someone just before filming'

'yeezus' no explanation needed

'how many gaming channel videos will dan wear this in'

'you cave into the flower crowns in 2013 but wear them with graphic tees... ok'

or alternatively we submit the 'tumblr' sweater

'tumblr... when you dont even use it anymore. thats bad enough already but you also wore a tshirt underneath it'

#i vote flower crown with t shirt combo #partly because i genuinely think flower crowns are cute still #and maybe maybe they'll acknowledge that it could have looked better with a better shirt #wow

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COLD BEER HOT WOMEN SHIRT GET BEHIND ME

SHES CAMP AND ICONIC

ALL OF DANS MISOGYNY BASED FITS ARE NOW RECONTEXTUALIZED OK THATS HOW COMING OUT WORKS

#prev yes i want them to acknowledge it #because its so so funny #wow