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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

#txt #oc: borgus #birds #oc: airus

[benevadeca]

it’s easy to forget, so I’ll remind y’all: you can make fantasy versions of anything. yes even things you might not think about. like soil types. I am thinking of fantasy soil types right now

#txt #wb #oc: airus #so true #oct

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why the fuck was he kinda cooking with that bumpersticker

#sc #nosferatu #revenant. #sorry

[benevadeca]

Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!

Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?

Senshi:

#pfft #txt #dungeon meshi

[benevadeca]

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

#txt #dyna #pos

[benevadeca]

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

#txt #pos #misc

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

#txt #violence #oc: airus

[benevadeca]

i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

#txt #me #misc

[benevadeca]

imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard

#prev #sorry can you repeat that i uh. lost focus [blushing visibly] #txt #wb #oc: airus

[benevadeca]

Taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetus’s consciousness and make it psychic

#txt #ffam #oct #wb

[benevadeca]

What are your opinions on birds as a subject for photography.

hold still you little fucker

#txt #birds

[benevadeca]

solved the paradox of the ship of Theseus btw!! turns out the answer was “it depends”. hope that helps, have a good weekend everybody!

#txt #theseus #oct #oc: airus #misc #rb

[benevadeca]

we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

#txt #misc #dia #oc: airus

[benevadeca]

just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

#txt #bugs #mus

[benevadeca]

Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

#txt #true working an awful customer service job made me so much better at talking to strangers bc it turns out everyone who's ever lived #is a moron but specifically the bitches in this room who cant follow basic directions #on mkt #me #(job that actively made me a worse person) in recovery dont worry guys 👍

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[comes crawling out of the podcast covered in blood] its really good you should listen

#txt #me #media #wtnv

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#img #hayes 😔 #dyna #misc