bedtimebruno

[bedtimebruno]

😼

😼

[bedtimebruno]

[bedtimebruno]

Melchior Mattsperger - Geistliche Herzens-Einbildungen Inn Zweihundert und Fünfzig Biblischen Figur-Sprüchen angedeutet - 1732 - via University of Heidelberg

[bedtimebruno]

in today’s segment of old people behaving badly, i saw, in the space of 5 minutes, two grannies refuse to give their details to the waistress, aggressively arguing with her about it, even tho this is just government policy to track down people who could have been exposed to corona because they’ve been out to local businesses. they then bitched about race and how they’d have given their details to a nederlander etc. for the rest of the time we were there (at least 15 mins). but on top of that another group of old white nederlanders grabbed the waitress on her way back and pulled her t-shirt up to her waist without asking so that they could see the tag?? like, excuse you?? the waitress laughed it off, but no one needs that shit wtf.

#honestly old dutch people can be so rude and racist #actually #way too many dutch people of all ages can be really racist and rude

[bedtimebruno]

people really weren’t keen on this one lol 😂😂

is it be too out of left field to make narancia and secco brothers?

#dont worry im keen enough on it for all of us #or maybe do worry lol #i just see it #they’re both so angry #and this is for an au #so yeh

[bedtimebruno]

Bruno, checking his watch: Aight it’s 7:30pm I gotta head out for work as a stripper.

The man he was torturing: wait w h a t

Bruno: *rips off suit to reveal an unholy amount of lace*

Bruno: *clicks the heels of his shoes together and they magically transform into stilettos*

Bruno: Mama gotta bring in the dosh now that drugs are illegal. Five children aren’t easy to care for.

#im screaming #holy shit

[bedtimebruno]

#lmfao

[bedtimebruno]

[bedtimebruno]

the rush from reblogging things at random to one of my blogs cuz im on mobile and the icons won’t load in is keeping me up at night

#i have 5 active blogs and #uhhh #sometimes it’s a struggle #especially as i dont really care

[bedtimebruno]

#lol #cutie

[bedtimebruno]

For ganglysasquatch because I really dig his multilingual Abdul headcanon (I sent the hon message lmao… I’m shy but apparently not committed to it)

Translations for the French are in the captions!

Edit: I’m a million years late, but I’ve added translations under a read more for people on mobile:

Keep reading

#lmfaoooooo

[bedtimebruno]

your OTP at the wine tasting, who spits and who swallows?

reblog in the tags

#avpol #avdol spits and polnareff swallows #bruabba #bruno spits and abbacchio swallows #seccolata #cioccolata swallows and secco spits #feel free to disagree lol #otp asks #otp imagines #otp questions #otp tags #jjba #but for everyone

[bedtimebruno]

i love when people make extremely self-indulgent content that exists for no other reason than that they enjoy it

#ahahahaha

[bedtimebruno]

ok ok, lemme put the basic set of factions of essentials here so i remember;

[«Crimson Court» I guess lol]

• Diavolo (king), Doppio (advisor - but actually two different people, brothers in fact, and spoiler alert Doppio’s gonna snake him), Cioccolata (physician and torturer), Avdol (magician/advisor), Tiziano (spymaster/advisor), Carne (executioner), Mista (guard captain), Trish (heir to the throne), Giorno (ward of the king)

[Unnamed Opposing Kingdom Court]

• King?? Could be Jotaro tbh. Joseph would then be the previous King who abdicated in favour of his son because he’s too old and silly to fight a war. Abbacchio (spymaster/secret police), Kakyoin (physician/advisor), Squalo (guard captain), Fugo (ward of the king), Josuke (illegitimate son of Joseph, same old same old lol), Rohan (interrogator, reluctantly, would rather be an entertainer/bard which he does half the time)

[Outlaws or something like that]

• Bruno (chief of this squad tbh), Polnareff (leads band of seriously trained misfits), Narancia (fighter, orphan probs), Secco (LOL, Narancia’s brother, goes missing at the start of the plot and they have to track him down, but he’s been taken by the Crimson Court faction), Rissotto (freelancer, probably a lil disgraced mercenary with his squad in tow, or at least most of them - deffo Ghiaccio, the others might end up elsewhere, like Prosciutto might be in the Crimson Faction, I see that for him... then I guess Pesche too because I don’t wanna separate them)

Or maybe Rissotto gets his own faction, or will be king of the second group instead of Jotaro if I wanna keep it more part 5 orientated with only my favs from other seasons being included... then it would look more like a dust up between Diavolo’s faction and La Squadra faction... hmmm... this seems too basic tho, I want it to be complex 🌝

ok ok, so hear me out: jjba part 5 but it’s a medieval au set sometime during the long trecento

#wauw what a mess #but i live for it #this is gonna be so fun i can feel it #hmu if this interests you and you have thoughts about it #pairings would be exclusively seccolata and avpol and bruabba #cuz that’s all that really matters lol

[bedtimebruno]

is it be too out of left field to make narancia and secco brothers?

#i’m gonna do it anyway #secco #narancia #jjba au #jjba #i can really see it tho

[bedtimebruno]

which archetype within the major arcana are you?

#the chariot #lol

[bedtimebruno]

i’m gonna stick my otps on different teams idc, i want some of that bad romance shit

ok ok, so hear me out: jjba part 5 but it’s a medieval au set sometime during the long trecento

#i’m so hype #like #i’ve been struggling so much to write good fic #cuz it’s so modern and my degree’s in old ass history #BUT #i can just... do whatever the fuck i want and write something medieval #yessss