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who are you

I am the crumb you all brushed onto the sidewalk. I am the crust you cut away and fed to the dog. I am the trash, the waste, the human detritus you deemed unworthy even as mulch for your yards. I am that which lies beneath nothing, which the outcasts spit upon and curse for their amusement. Who am I? I am the nadir of all life and being, the void beneath rock bottom.

Or if you mean like my job, I’m a motivation poster and pep-talk writer and life coach.

#quintessential tumblr response

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#cute critters

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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user

#tiktok is a circus full of clowns #contemporary art

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squinting at the 'fix it fic' tag on any given story on Ao3, trying to discern if it's intended in the sense of:

I genuinely think the story had bad writing and I am taking my toolbox and improving it [and i the reader agree]

I genuinely think the story had bad writing and I am taking my toolbox and improving it [and i the reader disagree]

The story's ending was Tragic and I Respect that but also i just want to read about my faves having some kind of joy and fulfilment okay?

The story's ending was Tragic and I do Not Respect That please God Damnit Let Them Be Happy

We Are Literally Fixing The Canon With The Application of Time Travel or Reality Warping or some other Wild Plot Device

I am going to fix one obscure detail or plot element that 95% of the fandom has never thought about in their life

(because these are all extremely different vibes)

#fanfic

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If you think about it, the phrase “a bowl of mac and cheese” fits the format for generic YA fantasy titles

#posts to share with my bestie

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#batman #amazing fanart

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You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

#writing woes #fanfic community

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Knife wife™️

#the sandman #the corinthian #amazing fanart

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https://pin.it/4rqFTrKfm

#nail art

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when I say “I want to go to bed,” I am not saying actual bed. Bed is a state of mind. It’s an idea. A feeling. The concept. Sometimes I’ll say I want to go to bed when I am already in bed. For one may be in bed physically but not spiritually. Such is the nuance of life.

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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

#posts to share with my bestie

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wtf even is dark academy anyway like what are yall SAYING

#funny

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poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

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a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

#tumblr shenanigans

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i have been crying for like 20 minutes about the sincerity of art and the act of creation like ohhh my god

#art #writing

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#the prairie #tumblr polls