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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAWlvhYZ_C0)

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*Watching Bo Burnham’s “Kill Yourself*

@nerdfox-wants-yourcandies: You can only do with a gas stove... *whispers* we have a gas stove

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delete

How about no? :D

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Same

moonbian submitted: 

 My ideal relationship is one where we do more platonic activities than romantic activities on dates. You wanna go see a movie? Me too! You like playing laser tag? I’ll go with you! Wanna go kayaking together? Hell yeah!

One where I don’t feel pressured into physical intimacy, where I’m allowed to sprinkle some romance into physical gestures. One where my partner respects my boundaries, and is one of my closest friends.

I’m in my ideal relationship ❤️

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Rule number 1: Fuck what they think.

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CHANGING YOUR STATUS DOESN’T END A RELATIONSHIP. YOU’RE AN ADULT. USE YOUR FUCKING WORDS.

#im salty #and pissed

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FUCK THIS WORLD

I will not be silenced.

I will not be invisible.

I will shout so loud I become hoarse.

I will paint myself rainbow to stand out.

 I will not back down.

I will not hide.

I will stare down my foes.

I will run at the enemy.

 I’m tired of being the victim.

I’m tired of being passive.

I’m going to fight with all I have.

I going to be more aggressive than you ever have.

 I’m tired of being brushed off.

I’m tired of not being accepted.

I’m going to push and pull.

I’m going to accept myself.

 I’m sick of society.

I’m sick of standards.

I will ignore society.

I will create my own standards.

 I am not a puppet.

I am not an toy.

I will not be pulled by anyone’s strings except my own.

I will not be played with.

 I am human.

I will be treated at such.

I will be respected.

I will be heard.

#poetry #poem #ace discourse #postive not negative #ace power #valid

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IF I DON’T LIKE YOU, TRUST ME. YOU WILL KNOW.

#im blunt #i do not care about your feelings #just ask #i'll be straight forward

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DATEMATE APPLICATION

Name: Gender: Height: Orientation: Age: Eye Color: Hair Color: Smoking?: Drinking?: Drugs?: Job: Favorite Color: Favorite Band: Siblings: Tattoos?: Favorite Book?: Perfect Date: Hobbies: Why should I pick you?: Why do you even want to date me?:

#please #im single af #do it

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sexual attraction? in this economy?

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wow rude (by @nathanwpyle)

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#same

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Dev, you’re hella cute <3

omg ur such a cutie shut your face

No I’m not but I know you are

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(via https://vine.co/v/ivMHYx2vHvP)

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This is a hella old graveyard in my small country town that i found yesterday. It’s right next to a park. They used to bury people with their valuable and I was curious so I wanted to dig up the graves. BUT NO APPARENTLY FRIENDS WON”T LET YOU AND WILL DRAG YOU AWAY INTO THE WOODS

#im looking at you sam #it was for science #think how cool it would've been #gdi #let me be a grave digger #errorr409 #graveyard

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YOU SHOULD DIE IN A HOLE

It takes a lot of effort to find a hole and i just don’t have that kind of motivation

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Me: Sam, how much do you weigh?

Sam: I don’t.

Me: *sigh* just tell me

Sam: What are you even doing?

Me:..... looking up when you’re gonna die

Sam:.......

#i love you sam #im just curious #i could shorten your life #i won't #but i could