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Nadia: Peter, you’re openly gay, right?
Peter: First of all, I’m not openly anything and gay doesn’t begin to cover it
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Lucas: anyone know where I can get one of those necklaces with the little gold t’s on it?
Matt: that’s a cross
Lucas: across from where?
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Lucas: Two years ago, I married my best friend
Lucas: Tanya was pretty mad about it but Matt and I thought it was funny
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Ivy: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement or criticism
Nadia: And you came to me?
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Matt: You made me watch all eight Harry Potter movies. I don’t even like Harry Potter!
Lucas: That’s insane! You love Harry Potter! You’ve seen all eight movies!
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Father Flynn: Life's a bitch and then you die
Sister Chantelle: No, honey. You're the bitch.
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Ivy: What's wrong with you?
Nadia: What is wrong with me? Off the top of my head I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of maternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
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Lucas: You know when you and your friends take a picture together and you look at it and you're like "ugh, I don't look that great here"
Jason: Yeah?
Lucas: What's that like?
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Lucas: Babe, I'd do anything for you
Matt: Thanks, babe
Lucas: I'd eat trash
Matt: Well, don't do that
Lucas: I ate trash
Matt: Okay, but that doesn't really help me
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Matt: Did you eat?
Ivy: Did you eat?
Matt: Are you copying me?
Ivy: Are you copying me?
Matt: I love you
Ivy: Yeah, I ate already
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Matt: I’m morosexual. It means I’m only attracted to complete idiots
Lucas: what animal is the pink panther
Matt, taking off his clothes: Lucas you’re so stupid
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Jason: stop being so hard on yourself
Nadia: you're right, I am hard on myself. god, it's one of my worst qualities. god, I'm such a dumb loser hard-on-myself bitch!
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Nadia: yo, lowkey, nobody likes you
Father Flynn: well that highkey makes me feel like shit
Nadia: I lowkey wish I cared
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Lucas: yo, lowkey dude, lowkey, you look cute today. lowkey though, dude! lowkey.
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who are your favourite bare accounts? i want recommendations for more people to follow lol
Ahhhh there’s so many good ones (I’m sorry if I forgot to mention some I love you all so much).
@always-abridesmaid (We’ve dmed a bit and she’s very sweet and has excellent head canons). 
@bareabopera (They produce some good memes)
@g-o-e-k-o-t-t-a (We have also dmed and they’re very cool I sent them a picture of my cat)
@a-quiet-night-at-hoome (Quality memes)
@for-our-ever-after (A very lovely singer who posted an excellent cover of My Petersburg from Anastasia)
@ifprayerwastheanswer (They’re writing the Bare novelization and their writing is so so good)
@bare-ly-incorrect-bare (Quality blog in general)
@fuckfatherflynn (self explanatory)
@cutetanuki-chan (They supply a good majority of the Bare fan art and they’re so so super talented it’s amazing)
Also I’m so so sorry if we’re mutuals and I forgot to include your blog!!! Feel free to dm me hate or something I deserve it sksksks. 
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Matt: you’re pretty, and you’re smart, and you’re ignoring me, so you’re obviously my type
Ivy: I’m sorry, what were you saying?
Matt: perfect
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Ivy: “sleepy” is so much cuter than “tired”. everyone needs to stop saying “tired” and start saying “sleepy” instead
Nadia: I’m so sleepy of your shit
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