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Best news I’ve heard this weekend!

#kelly sue deconnick #matt fraction #carol corps #Team Monica #captain marvel #carol danvers #Marvel

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#Last Resort #David Rees Snell #GI Joe #Transformers #Gen 1 #Cobra Commander #Unicron #Robert Patrick

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So it's official, Stan Marsh is now the male version of Bloberta from Moral Orel.

How long until Stan marries and turns a young spoiled brat with daddy issues into a drunk, leading to Stan abandoning the bottle in favor of obsessive-compulsive cleaning?

#South Park #Moral Orel #South Park Sucks #Bloberta #Stan Marsh

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I miss Aaron Rogers' mustache. Made him look fucking cool.

#Aaron Rogers #Green Bay Packers #NFL #Mustache

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#CM Punk #HHH #WWE #Head On #Meme

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The WWE and CM Punk: Snatching Defeat From The Jaws of Victory

I'm sorry, but count me in with the number of people who believe that the WWE has managed to fuck up yet another potential angle with regards to something that could have revived the WWE from the banality that has driven the company into obscurity. The "Summer of Punk" and CM Punk's rise to full-blown main event icon status should have been something that they would not be able to fuck up. But they have; oh how they have fucked it up.

Inserting HHH and Kevin Nash into Punk's orbit has pretty much derailed Punk's momentum. Having Punk forget about Del Rio and the World Title, so fucking John Cena could chase after it AGAIN has derailed Punk's momentum by invalidating the fact that Punk's obsession with the belt was a huge thing towards his goals.

Granted, we've had Punk pretty much verbally vivisect HHH and Kevin Nash these last couple of weeks, revealing all the various reasons why they suck as human beings and wrestlers. But they've also managed to take that and make Punk look like a whiny loser who keeps running his mouth while Saint HHH indulges him, let alone being the one who beats the crap out of Kevin Nash. And I dread the upcoming PPV, with regards to the notion that Punk will be squashed like a bug by HHH and pretty much be sent down to the mid-card, to join The Miz and R-Truth in a sort of limbo hell, perhaps even being shipped off to Smackdown so Punk can resume the position as Randy Orton's personal bitch. Meanwhile John Cena will keep sucking and blowing like fail and AIDS and pretty much bore people to tears and turn off viewers, as people brought back by the promise of Punk dropping Raw and watching Monday Night Football. A show that doesn't actively give the middle finger to viewers for not buying the shit that the company is selling.

But who knows; maybe Nash will be gone for good and HHH will put CM Punk over cleanly, as far as allowing Punk to beat him in a manner that ensure CM Punk is taken seriously as the new top guy in the company. And Cena can lose at the September PPV and cry like a baby as Punk gets the next title shot at Del Rio and we can pretend that the last month of WWE programming never happened, as far as going to Punk/Del Rio, which is what they should have done after Summerslam. But I doubt it.

#CM Punk #HHH #WWE #John Cena #Kevin Nash

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FYI this is what Lady Gaga is ripping off with her 2011 MTV VMA performance tonight....

#Lady Gaga #MTV #VMA #Annie Lennox #Eurythmics #rip-off #homage

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David Rees Snell on "Leverage", where he played the third-generation con-artist Greg Sherman.

#David Rees Snell #Leverage #Ronnie Gardocki #The shield

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living-in-kayfabe:

”My arm hurts. My back hurts, my neck hurts. My leg hur… Everything hurts! I’m cut. I’m bruised, I’m scrapped… But the one thing that hurts more than anything is my pride. You know, in life a lot of times you hit a brick wall, but the measure of a man is not how many time he gets knocked down, it’s how many times he gets up. And I keep getting up, and I live by the mantra that there is no today, there was no yesterday, there was only tomorow. And tomorow is another day that I can wake up and train and become the best wrestler I can become. No matter what I do, no matter how hard I train, no matter how many chances I’m given, Joe I can beat you, I come this close every single time, I get two and fifteen sixteenths, I don’t know how many times. My Devil Lock DDT can only seem to wear you out. I can’t tap you with my Anaconda Vice in a ring that’s 14 by 14, because all you have to do… is reach the ropes. But at first you try, and you try again! And that’s all I can do, so what I’m sayin’ is no matter how bad my neck feels right now after your Muscle Buster, no matter how many times you lay on top of me and pin me, 1! 2! 3! I’m gonna get up and I’m gonna get up until I do exactly what you have done to me for over a year and a half… and that’s defeat you! Conquer you! End you, make you feel exactly how I feel right now. I didn’t fly here all the way from Philadelphia to be beaten by you again. And I’m not gonna fly all the way home to wrestle you on the United States soil and get defeated one more time. And I don’t know when it’s gonna be and I don’t know where, but you and I are gonna meet one more time, and we are gonna continue to meet one more time until I beat you and prove that Straight Edge means I am better than you! Now get the hell out of here.”

March 19, 2005 - International Showdown

#cm punk #my gif

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Found on 4chan this weekend....

#CM Punk #Colt Cabana #artwork

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Watching tonight's Raw "Main Event Interview/Contract Signing" segment, I have to wonder how much of Cena's comments was Vince using Cena to parrot what he probably feels about Punk: That he's a one-hit wonder for whom the last couple of months have been a (in Vince's eyes) fluke and that now he has to be brought down and be sacrificed to the alter of Saint Cena, and put back into his "proper place" for the crime of dreaming out loud a desire to rise beyond the station that Vince has ghettoized him in.

The addition of HHH to the main event as special guest referee just adds to the fear that Punk is going to lose. After all, what better way to send a message to your fanbase, to tell them that they need to just eat the shit that the WWE is shoveling down their throats, than to have one Poochie help another Poochie beat, by hook or by crook, the poor soul who fans opted to cheer instead of the man WWE has deemed as the one and only top good guy?

#CM Punk #John Cena #HHH #Poochie #WWE

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#Daria #Jane Lane #Lyric #MTV #Plainsong #The Cure #shipping

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The Solution To The CM Punk/John Cena "Who Do We Root For" Problem

is quite simple when you think about it: unite the two as an odd couple ala Mick Foley and The Rock.

Punk beats Cena at Summerslam and John Cena, in a shocking display of character development, offers to bury the hatchet with CM Punk. Reluctantly Punk does agree to do so (justifying it as far as keeping your enemies close) only to find Cena now permanently attached to his hip.

Turning Cena into full-blown comedy character has a better chance of happening than turning Cena evil and might actually revive Cena's tired, boring character if the WWE would just embrace the idea of Cena as the WWE's version of Barney. If he's going to pander to kids, you might as well do it in a way that adult fans can laugh at Cena for doing so and mine that angle for all it's worth.

Plus, it would enhance the chemistry between the two men, especially with Punk as the sort of 30s comedy type straight man who finds himself joined at the hip with a screwball like Cena and Cena being utterly oblivous to the fact that Punk still openly hates his guts, regardless of the fact that they have agreed to a truce. Not to mention the potential of Cena trying to get Punk to lighten up and stop being so serious, which would be a nice twist to Punk's whole "Voice For the Voiceless" angle as far as acknowledging how pretentious it sounds.

It would ensure that Punk is still a top guy, give Cena a needed make-over and revitalize him, and provide a whole slew of possible storylines and interactions between the two.

#CM Punk #John Cena #WWE #Rooting For The Villain

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Note to DC Comics (Green Lantern Corps #62)

NO ONE WANTS KYLE RAYNER AND JADE TOGETHER, LET ALONE AS "SOULMATES"!!!! THEY ARE A HORRIBLE COUPLE!!!!!!!

If we can't have Kyle and Soranik as a couple, put Kyle and Donna Troy together. Fuck, Kyle and Donna were PERFECT together and the only redeemable thing about Kyle in those god-forsaken years when he was the comic equivalent of "Poochie". They should never of been broken up to begin with.

Oh and let's not forget DC RUINING Star Sapphire Miri (the only decent member of the Star Sapphire/Purple Lantern Corps) by way of turning her into a murderer, let alone the overt way that DC was using her as a "screw you" to the fans, via portraying her as a psychotic killer obsessed with keeping Kyle away from Jade.

#Comic Companies That Hate Their Readers #Green Lantern #Kyle Rayner #Shipping

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Scott Lobdell alerts fans ahead of time that his "Titans" reboot will be full of fail

So Scott Lobdell had this to say about his upcoming Teen Titans run:

I’d rather not say right now, but I will tell you who will not be showing up: Trigon, Deathstroke, Brother Blood, Blackfire, Titans of Tomorrow. To be clear, these were all great and exciting concepts when they were introduced: but over the years the Teen Titans books have started to feel like a greatest hits album. We want to move away from that.

Uh..... That's been done before. TWICE. Dan Jurgens and Devin Grayson BOTH tried this under editorial edict. Both ended up producing runs full of fail as far as shit villains and even shittier "name" villains being shoved into the Titans orbit to try and make up for the lack of familiar Titans villains. Like Grayson being stuck with Vandal Savage, a piss poor D-List villain who only gets used when editorial won't let people use any A/B/C-List villains who people expect to be villainous masterminds.

This is just another sign that things are not going to end well for the DC Reboot.

#DC Comics #DC Reboot #New Teen Titans #Scott Lobdell #Teen Titans

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Of course, the only good thing to come from "The War of the Green Lanterns" is that we now have Sinestro once again as a Green Lantern. Of course, God knows Geoff Johns will come up with a way to screw it up. But still, it should be fun for the period of time that it lasts status quo-wise. Provided Johns doesn't fundamentally neuter Sinestro in order to make him a "proper" Green Lantern.