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Can we please stop demanding that Aziraphale denounce his ab*sers, as though if he doesn't that means he agrees with them? Can we please stop acting like he needs to make some kind of formal renunciation of the people who terrorized him? (We know he doesn't agree with their policies and finds ways not to go along with their evil deeds when they try to force him to. And we certainly know he doesn't like the way we treat him.)

And still more, can we please stop acting like he needs to have some kind of excruciating mental or emotional crisis? Lord knows he's suffered enough. (Or possibly She doesn't know that, if She's off in some distant galaxy or having a really long nap or something. Lol.)

If someone makes you say something with a gun to your head, people should give you the benefit of the doubt of assuming you didn't actually mean it. You shouldn't be obligated to denounce it afterward.

And you certainly shouldn't have to suffer for it.

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I just....something that bothers me from time to time...Crowley knows that Heaven doesn't do choices, right? And that no matter what they agreed to after the botched execution, they still think of Aziraphale as Their Property, right? I just...he knows, doesn't he? Heaven. Doesn't. Do. Choices.

Not for angels anyway.

Re this:

Screenshot by @di-42

He is SO BRILLIANT. Especially under pressure. He knows, right?? Right??

#good omens

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This is what we love about this fandom.

#BadassAziraphaleTakes

Today’s fun:

Driving around the city In (almost) full Crowley attire (because why not?), listening to my Ineffable playlist and someone shouts out to me:

He still loves you!!!

My day is complete.

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in s1e4 it makes me furious when Michael is like, look at these photos of Aziraphale being friendly with a demon! we had better stop him! I'll phone up my demon pal Ligur to see what to do next

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I know we all think Aziraphale is gonna come back from heaven dearly missing wine and food and good music but I think he's gonna come back and immediately crawl under a blanket because he is severely overstimulated by the fucking Big Light energy in heaven.

Those fluorescent overhead lights and the sheer brightness of this place absolutely do not mesh with the autisms, I mean look at his bookshop!! Dim and muted. Poor thing

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It's much easier not to end up in a pile of burning goo than to end up in a pile of burning goo.

Those were his options.

Guess which one would have happened if he'd "said yes to" Crowley?

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Okay, someone’s up to something!

Detective Aziraphale is on the case!

I'm just curious but it goes without saying that if for whatever reason you'd rather not answer just ignore this.

I've got very few blogs I receive notifications from and for two of these quite often ( but not always) I receive notifications only moments apart. So, really just curiosity, is one of you mods also a mod in another aziraphalian blog?

Much love to you all and thank you for your badtakery! ❤️

You’re onto us.

Recently, at great expense, I enlisted the help of a shadowy network of operatives who I was assured were competent, discreet, and reliable. I was informed they were primarily overseen by bloggers Major Saucepan, Tin, Milk, and Cupboard, and Captain Smith, Smith, Smith, Smythe, and Ditto. But these are, as I recently discovered to my dismay, all aliases for one person, who has been grotesquely overcharging me for his help and is not familiar with even the basics of online identity protection. Possibly this all somehow traces back to the army of rats that occasionally does odd jobs for me. At this point I’m not entirely sure myself. I started taking on more help for this blog and after that everything just spiraled out of control.

I don’t know what’s real anymore.

Even Neil Gaiman isn’t real now, they tell me.

Maybe nothing is real.

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@hg-aneh hits it out of the park again! #BadassAziraphaleTakes

Kinda late but happy Autism Awareness/Acceptance Month ^_^

Extras:

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12/10, best #BadassAziraphaleTake ever

All hail hg-aneh!!!

The idiots

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The only way to tear them apart would be with threats and coercion. Y'know, just like people have been doing to them for thousands of years.

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Too right!

❤️

I'm just curious but it goes without saying that if for whatever reason you'd rather not answer just ignore this.

I've got very few blogs I receive notifications from and for two of these quite often ( but not always) I receive notifications only moments apart. So, really just curiosity, is one of you mods also a mod in another aziraphalian blog?

Much love to you all and thank you for your badtakery! ❤️

You’re onto us.

Recently, at great expense, I enlisted the help of a shadowy network of operatives who I was assured were competent, discreet, and reliable. I was informed they were primarily overseen by bloggers Major Saucepan, Tin, Milk, and Cupboard, and Captain Smith, Smith, Smith, Smythe, and Ditto. But these are, as I recently discovered to my dismay, all aliases for one person, who has been grotesquely overcharging me for his help and is not familiar with even the basics of online identity protection. Possibly this all somehow traces back to the army of rats that occasionally does odd jobs for me. At this point I’m not entirely sure myself. I started taking on more help for this blog and after that everything just spiraled out of control.

I don’t know what’s real anymore.

Even Neil Gaiman isn’t real now, they tell me.

Maybe nothing is real.

#aziraphale #good omens

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We are open for business!

Send us the most offensive, insulting Aziraphale takes (or other Good Omens takes!) you have ever heard. The more outrageous, the better.

Cordially,

The management

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Aziraphale's face when Crowley says "Heaven isn't all it's cracked up to be" is great because he wants to scold him and disagree, but he can't say anything because he doesn't like Heaven either.

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I'm just curious but it goes without saying that if for whatever reason you'd rather not answer just ignore this.

I've got very few blogs I receive notifications from and for two of these quite often ( but not always) I receive notifications only moments apart. So, really just curiosity, is one of you mods also a mod in another aziraphalian blog?

Much love to you all and thank you for your badtakery! ❤️

You’re onto us.

Recently, at great expense, I enlisted the help of a shadowy network of operatives who I was assured were competent, discreet, and reliable. I was informed they were primarily overseen by bloggers Major Saucepan, Tin, Milk, and Cupboard, and Captain Smith, Smith, Smith, Smythe, and Ditto. But these are, as I recently discovered to my dismay, all aliases for one person, who has been grotesquely overcharging me for his help and is not familiar with even the basics of online identity protection. Possibly this all somehow traces back to the army of rats that occasionally does odd jobs for me. At this point I’m not entirely sure myself. I started taking on more help for this blog and after that everything just spiraled out of control.

I don’t know what’s real anymore.

Even Neil Gaiman isn’t real now, they tell me.

Maybe nothing is real.

#good omens #goodomens #aziraphale #good omens 2 #badaziraphaletakes #goodomens2 #BAT answers asks #Bad Aziraphale Takes

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Thinking about the time when I said “I worked in ab*se and trauma research for over seven years and I’m really disturbed by the way people are talking about Aziraphale, an ab*se victim/survivor” and someone told me “It’s a mistake to compare him to an ab*se survivor” like excuse me what do I have to do to convince you I know what I’m talking about?!! Like how many years of experience do you need???

#cw: abuse #cw: trauma #good omens

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#Literally

It's the same look. Just saying.

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Ahhhh, very good point!!!

Crowley misunderstood Nina and Maggie

Im sure this has been discussed, but I haven't seen it, though to be fair, I dropped off the site for a few months, but hey I'm back on my bullshit lol.

I think perhaps the open honesty and romanticism of Crowley's confession distracts us from the fact that Crowley doesnt actually take Nina and Maggies advice. Nina and Maggie's advice was to Talk, as in to discuss. And Crowley, honestly love them, but they didn't open with a Discussion. They opened with a Confession. They even say they should do all the talking.

And of course, Aziraphale makes the same mistake.

The thing is they Don't DISCUSS, Neither of them ever tries to, they're kind of like....pitching romantic ideas at each other as opposed to either of them doing anything that Maggie and Nina suggested (which Aziraphale didn't hear, but still)

Maggie and Nina suggested having a conversation to see where the other person is at. Like in their example conversation, Maggie and Nina discover that now is Not a good time for Nina to be in a relationship and that Nina can't expect Maggie to wait for her, but Maggie assures she will.

Thing is while the future for the couple of Maggie and Nina looks promising, They Don't End Up Together.

And Both Crowley and Aziraphale WANT to end up together, but they have No idea where the other one is at emotionally. They're making guesses based on the fact that they know each other so fantastically well. But Neither of them ever actually Even Tries to have a conversation to see what the other one wants from their relationship, what they want the future to look like what their concerns and hopes are. They just....sort of advertise a commercial of their own personal vision of a romantic future at each other and then they both go all Pikachu face and take it personally when the other doesn't accept.

(Obviously there are other aspects to the iverall analysis of this scene/their characters, I just wanted to point out this one aspect that has been on my mind for awhile)

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