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#Have to choose between hurting everybody who voted Abed #Or rewarding those who voted chidi #Both or none? #Man i got a stomach ache

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*wakes up to find that my dick has rotated 180 degrees on the x axis and is now attached to my pelvis at the head* daylight savings time 🙄

#Alwayshappens #too relatable

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Trying to curate my own style. I call this piece "Fractured"

#art #hope yall like it #carving #dirt #recycling

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My good bro, is it possible you have symptoms disorder

I do not exhibit symptoms of Symptoms Disorder, I say, actively exhibiting symptoms of Symptoms Disorder

#relateable #tothefriendwhosaidIexhibitsymptomsofsymptomsdisorder #IhopeyouknowevenifIdidhavesymptomsdisorderIwouldntsufferfromit #Iwouldsavoreverymomenthavingsymptomsdisorder

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#reblog #baby boy brett hand

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#toh #nomnom #delicous

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My hubris may blind me, but who needs that shit when you've got FUCKING ECHOLOCATION

#i dont know why im like this #BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE I WILL STAY THIS WAY

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#Bolis

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#i finally have polls #i love polls

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Goncharov or Ice Pick Joe would have loved the 👍 emoji as a means to communicate👍

i love the 👍 emoji its literally like 👍 you know. when youre 👍. its 👍

#goncharov

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why choose

LIKE this post to give a friend a hug and warm drink

REBLOG to punch your friends straight through the chest like EEEYYARRGH WHAPOW so they blow up and die blood everywhere

#reblog

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#obviously #Did you even have to ask?

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I'll make this persons dad need a lawyer too.

#reblog

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I was the monster.

#It wasnt welsh #It was ancient GAELIC #GAELIC OK #NOT WELSH #FUCKING GAELIC #GET IT RIGHt

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brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

#such fun #would do the same but that would require going outside

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bro got killed just for him, we stan butler

A fair amount of Butler's effectiveness relies on his experience, contacts, and weapons caches from before his time bodyguarding a Fowl. Not every Butler gets that - some of them go direct from the Academy to a Fowl. Artemis II is pretty lucky.

#domovoi butler #artemis fowl #now that I think about it #artemis would be dead several times over if not for butler

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REFUSE the vile temptation of transgressive speech like “kys”.... EMBRACE responsibility and adopt the go-getter mantra: I'M going to kill YOU.

#dont kill yourself #I'll do it for you