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axolotlclown · 6 hours
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Hey there! Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!
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crystals dont do shit you stupid idiot
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Im Healed Im Cured Im Immune To You B*llshit
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axolotlclown · 11 hours
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You don’t know how lucky you are
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axolotlclown · 11 hours
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axolotlclown · 12 hours
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I'm probably gonna get yelled at for saying this but sometimes something isn't a real problem in fandom, you just learned a Japanese word describing a general fandom practice and got scared and decided it meant "The Bad Ones" of that practice
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axolotlclown · 13 hours
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*lemony snicket voice* police cars say ‘protect and serve’ for the same reason a box of dry, unflavoured rice cakes might say ‘delicious treat’. rice cakes are not a delicious treat, nor are the police there to protect and serve, but if you are unfamiliar with either you’re likely to believe what you’re told.
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axolotlclown · 13 hours
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so trans people should just be allowed to murder whoever they want?
your brain could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides
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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE
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axolotlclown · 1 day
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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axolotlclown · 1 day
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bit funny of dan to release a two hour long special about how you shouldn't kill yourself and follow it up by tweeting a heart at phil that has everyone in the replies immediately threatening suicide
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axolotlclown · 2 days
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i got really drunk for a history assignment i didn't think mattered and now i deeply regret it :(
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axolotlclown · 2 days
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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axolotlclown · 2 days
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beautiful drawing I saw in the women's bathroom last night at the bar
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axolotlclown · 2 days
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DIY HRT: purchasing and using hormone replacement therapy without a prescription.
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