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god bless

#happy birthday me and happy birthday to this post

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oh good the night shift (mutuals in a different timezone who are just waking up) is here

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Mood. ✨Women✨ - 🍓

Yes!!!!!!

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Anyway. Women who could absolutely kill me if they wanted >>>

#not to be bisexual but I’m bisexual #this is 100% aimed at a certain person #(/nbh)

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literally WHAT is more joyful than a =D in comic sans

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*DING!* new level of selective mutism just unlocked!

#it’s called awsten’s so upset he can only speak one language #what language will it be? #will it be spanish? #spanglish? #english? #asl? #tune in next time on: awsten’s having a shitty day!

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Self ship asks/prompts I came up with at 5 AM

💡 You and your F/O switch bodies and powers for the day. What's the first thing you do?

🍦 You and your F/O go out to the opening of an ice cream shop. What's the first flavor you'd want to have?

🏦 Things go awry at the ice cream shop opening and now thugs are robbing the place! You and you F/O manage to hide from them, but how do you escape the situation?

🐉 Your F/O gets turned into a dragon through hijynx. What type of dragon are they? What powers do they have?

🍪 You tried to make a sweet surprise for you and your F/O, but something happened and now the cookies are alive!!! They've taken over the kitchen and are starting to push into the rest of the house! How do you and your F/O stop them?

⏰ Somehow, through magic, time travel, worm holes, or maybe just as a non cannon idea, you meet your F/O when they were a little kid. 8-12 ish range. What are they like? How do you interact with them?

👶 Switch time! Your F/O meets YOU when you were little. (Still 8-12 ish) How do they interact with younger you? How would your younger self interact with them?

🖊 If your F/O were to start a collection of things, what would they horde? What would be their most prized possession? (Besides you, obviously)

❤ What type of relationship do you and your F/O have? Are you prank buddies? An old married couple? What is your self ship dynamic?

⛪ Is your F/O particularly religious? If so, which group and how dedicated are they?

🛋 How do you spend time together? Are you the couple who sits in the same room, not talking and just enjoying eachother's company, or do you two go off and have dates/adventures a lot?

🛌 How late does your F/O stay up? Who goes to bed first?

👀 You and your F/O got separated in a crowd in a store! How do you find them? Or do they find you first?

🌧 Not everything is perfect... So one day everything just seems to go wrong. Nothing is working out like you thought it would and people are rude. You come home angry and tired and however else a bad day makes you feel. How would your F/O comfort you, or make your day a little brighter?

🚗 if your F/O could have any mode of transportation they wanted, what would they choose and why?

🎲 You guys are setting up a campaign in DnD, what class/race do you play? What about your F/O? Who is more likely to be the dungeon master?

#ask game #self ship prompt #self shipping comunity #FO asks #Fictional other #Self Ship asks #ask lists #emoji asks

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You guys should send me asks bc I’m sad and I don’t want to write

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Muchas gracias <3

..abrazo por favor?

#thank you I appreciate it a lot

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..abrazo por favor?

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#lo quiero parar molestarme #deje por favor #voy a llorar

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Clean by Taylor swift? Ayo?

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dying at people being outraged like "will should have his award revoked" "how can he do something so violent and outrageous!!" "this is a win to toxic masculinity" lmfaoooo it's a bitch slap y'all so sensitive and the asshole deserved it. if more assholes got bitch slapped when they humiliate women in front of millions of people maybe the world would be a better place.

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defend my thesis? like with a sword?

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April Fool’s Day is in a few days, and I just wanted to make this clear. This blog is safe, and I can promise you no screamers, nothing emotionally abusive, no fake posts, and nothing to intentionally trigger dissociation. You are safe here.

#anything April fools related will be labeled April fools tw

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