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minimum wage food service employees passing cash tips back and forth like the sisterhood of the traveling pants

#when i doordash food to work and give them the tip i just got in the drive thru

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student stage managers: why do the actors not respect me and never talk to me outside of rehearsal? :(

also student stage managers: actors are dumb fucking idiots that don't know anything thank god they have me here to save them because i'm a literal fucking God

#love all the rest of tech #icons fr #this is targeted <3

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personally i don't give a single fuck about color analysis you can pry my almost entirely green wardrobe from my cold dead hands

#i don't even want to know what colors fit me best #i like green

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the urge to do a face reveal just to share my hair and makeup for musical this year cause i look completely fucking insane it's fantastic

#we're doing urinetown lmao #i'm hot blades harry #i made props give me like 8 knives that i hide in various pockets

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hot blades harry! :D

Contrary to popular belief, Urinetown is not just a stupid show about pee! There is also a joke about electrocuting a rabbit

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also i get to kill rich people

Contrary to popular belief, Urinetown is not just a stupid show about pee! There is also a joke about electrocuting a rabbit

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justice for hot blades harry

i think we should start treating the poor in urinetown like newsies fans do to the newsies. where are my soupy sue stans at

#i'm currently playing hot blades harry lol #genuinely such a fun role

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i keep forgetting that i actually do know the entire plot of percy jackson and seeing gifs from the new episode i haven't had the chance to watch is not in fact spoilers because i literally read the book in 4th grade

#percy jackson #percy jackson show

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tumblr why are you trying to make me pay $6 to display little emojis in my bio what is this

#$6 dollars PER little emoji too

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thinking about how buck says "i don't want her comin' round here no more :(" in the original broadway recording of youre goin back to jail from bonnie and clyde why is he so girlypop

#bonnie and clyde #bonnie and clyde musical #buck barrow

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am i just coincidentally heavily similar to jo march or did i subconsciously form my entire personality around her at age 6? i don't know and neither does anyone else! :)

#little women #jo march

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being a 'girl' in theatre is hearing the sentence "clyde is the role that really makes this show yknow, i mean you can't have a good show without a good clyde" and having to reel yourself in instead of flipping a damn desk and saying the show is called bonnie and clyde

#her name is first goddamnit

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i hate being single i just want to kiss a pretty girl on the mouth

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when i said no one i meant NO ONE girl don't even try /j /lh

if you think jo and laurie belong together you do not understand jo march

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people complaining about certain changes in the percy jackson tv show BAFFLE me because let me tell you- if i wrote a book twenty years ago and someone came up to me and was like hey we're gonna adapt this into a tv show? i would be like hold on let me rewrite literally everything first like i admire rick riordan for everything he managed to keep the same as the books i could never

#percy jackson

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if lesbianism is so wrong, why is "suck a dick" an insult but "eat a pussy" isnt? chew on THAT heteros

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dear general public,

if your favorite recipe at any food place got discontinued and the employees say it's not in the system and they can't ring it up- it's not in the system! and they can't ring it up! i'm not gonna google ur favorite recipe and try and decipher what you want from a pinterest mommy recipe site while in the middle of a rush. find a new favorite please <3

#before any of y'all say shit about safe foods #i'm autistic and i fully understand safe foods i get it! #but i also work customer service #and this lady making me google her fucking smoothie recipe in the middle of a rush with shit wifi nearly made me have a meltdown