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starting an astrology club at my university :3

After long discussions into the night, my roommates convinced me to create an astrology club here at college. They have all agreed to be executives and co founders. I am SO ecstatic about this and I have so much general interest already. My sign up sheet is growing. I can’t wait to share with you guys what’s going on!! 

#astrology #zodiac #all signs

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The Signs as Decades

1900′s: Virgo

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The Signs as Decades

1910′s: Gemini

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The Signs as Decades

2000′s:Sagittarius 

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The Signs as Decades

1940′s: Capricorn

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PASTEL AESTHETIC 8/12 // scorpio

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a message a day keeps the blogger ok

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The signs as school things

Aries: daydreaming of burning your school down

Taurus: being so stressed out you stopped caring

Gemini: purposefully forgetting to set your alarm clock so you wake up late and can't go to school

Cancer: going home and crying onto your homework

Leo: asking to copy your friend's work but turns out they didn't do it either

Virgo: counting down the days until your next break

Libra: throwing away your social life so you don't fail

Scorpio: freaking out because you procrastinated doing your assignment until last minute

Sagittarius: skipping school because you didn't do your homework

Capricorn: looking at the clock every .5 seconds

Aquarius: trying to get killed on the way to school

Pisces: falling asleep in class because you just don't give a shit anymore

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fuck-zoned reblogged your post “my college roommates”

cap 2 is Dec 22. cap 1 on January 12

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is the cap you're dating born in december or january? sounds like me that's why im curious

Her birthday is December 22 :)

#starburstkitty #zodiac #astrology #all signs

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DO I DECLARE A DOUBLE MAJOR OR NOT

Because as a Libra I can’t possibly make this decision. 

#astrology #zodiac #horoscope #libra

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The signs as oxymora:

Aries: troubled paradise

Taurus: passive aggressive

Gemini: pretty ugly

Cancer: strongly weak

Leo: boldly shy

Virgo: carefully careless

Libra: ghostly mortal

Scorpio: cold hotness

Sagittarius: hate lovingly

Capricorn: poorly rich

Aquarius: introverted extrovert

Pisces: positively negative

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the 3 libras : in my life currently

Libra 1: Wants everyone to think she is humble, but brags to people she doesn’t work with about her life and accomplishment. She opens up to strangers about her problems more than people who know her well. 

Libra 2: Has so many feelings and cries when happy or sad, and is sure to let everyone know in detail why; she’s a storyteller. She doesn’t let just anyone into her social circle. 

Libra 3 (myself): THE LIBRA WHO HAS NEVER REALLY ENCOUNTERED OTHER LIBRAS AND IS NOW WONDERING WICH LIBRA SHE IS OUTWARDLY ASSOCIATED WITH PLEASE HELP 

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How To Royally Piss Off The Zodiac Signs

Aries: Telling them to calm down, making them feel insignificant, underestimating them, bossing them around, being slow, trying to control them.

Taurus: Nagging them, saying something and then not following through, being rushed, expecting them to rearrange their schedule for yours, stealing their food.

Gemini: Ignoring them, not caring about what they have to say, lacking interest when they are discussing something profound, not letting them explain their side of things, being boring, being ignorant, distancing yourself from them.

Cancer: Being insensitive, giving them the silent treatment, rejecting their love, threatening them, criticizing them, leaving them unsure about where they stand.

Leo: Lying to them, taking them for granted, talking behind their back, embarrassing them, undermining their authority, not appreciating them.

Virgo: Touching or moving their things, interrupting them, being stuck up, making them feel unappreciated, looking through their things with out asking, giving them advice they didn't ask for.

Libra: Pressuring them to make a decision, being disrespectful, generalizing or stereotyping anything, being unfair, making them feel inadequate, not giving them space.

Scorpio: Making them feel like a second option, giving them reasons to not trust you, dismissing their ideas, calling them out on their shit, getting in their face.

Sagittarius: Pushing them around, fucking up the second chance they gave you, exploiting them, invading their privacy, being a hypocrite.

Capricorn: Making them feel unwanted, Making them feel like their feelings are irrelevant, insulting their character, making them feel beneath you, not respecting their schedule.

Aquarius: Bringing unnecessary confrontation, not letting them do things their way, not giving them room to breathe, trying to change them, telling them their beliefs are silly.

Pisces: Making them feel like their emotions and feelings are unimportant, making them feel alone, being fake, telling them to "grow up", manipulating them.

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how salty the signs are

Aries: 9/10 Taurus: 3/10 Gemini: 100/10 Cancer: 4/10 Leo: 6/10 Virgo: 4.5/10 Libra: 9/10 Scorpio: 666/10 Sagittarius: 7/10 Capricorn: 8/10 Aquarius: 1000/10 Pisces: 3/10

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my college roommates

Capricorn 1 (libra moon): Does homework in between all of her classes, is an honors student, is in a leadership group (and always tries to get us into it), knows EXACTLY what her strengths are (because she took a test that told her what they are), is excited about everyone’s lives, hugs when you need it, and says sorry a lot, must be twirling hair or biting her lip at all times.  Capricorn 2 (gemini moon): Is up until 2am with homework every night, has lists EVERYWHERE, is always doing the dishes, gives everyone little pep talks, keeps her floor clean but her bed messy, loves her bio labs, plans out how much everyone will spend each week on groceries (as well as where every single bit of her check goes), cries a lot but acts really tough, also says sorry a lot, must also be chewing on her lip or twirling her hair. 

Virgo (aquarius moon): Has the driest sense of humor, keeps her door shut (even when she walks out to go pee and come back, quietly observes the loud talking from the rest of us, is embarrassed easily, hordes snacks in her room, constantly says “sorry for my mess” but doesn’t clean it up, is nervous as fuck with boys, is cranky when she’s hungry, watches Dirty Dancing ritualistically, talks emotionally about cats, can’t take a compliment.

Libra (libra moon)(me): Helps everyone with their hair and makeup, offers to take everyone to parties, does 85% of all cooking, is never home because of class and a job, enforced a “sorry jar” for the two caps, has the room and bathroom that people love to visit (soft, pink, candles, and plush rug), gives brutally honest opinions and advice (that make the virgo squirm and the caps cry because no one has ever told them its ok to not be perfect), is dating Cap2.   

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