yeah, people do lie on the internet, however i am so passionate about things that if i lie it will feel like i committed an autistic sin
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re: shuro dungeon meshi
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Dimple apologists after his 8th world domination attempt
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After recent events, I felt like I should update this meme
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Play will be paused in Walpurgisnacht.
The Earth will no longer rotate for a single circle.
The story will no longer to be developed.
Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow also, is Walpurgisnacht.
~Happy Walpurgisnacht~
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stop telling your teenage daughters who say they don't want kids that they'll change their mind
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i think at the end of every war they should dump a cooler full of blood on the president
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love when christians threaten ppl with the rapture. like youre all gonna leave at once? for free? im so downnn
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So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.
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jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T
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sometimes you jus gotta 🍞🥖🥐🥞🍞🥖🥐🥞🥖🍞🥐🥞🍮🥖🍞🥞🍮🥐🍞🥖🍮🍯🥐🍞🥖🥞🥐🍯🥖🍞🍮🥞🍯🥐🥖
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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money
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