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This blog’s on a mini hiatus for a while! Check back soon!

#bit too busy!!

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Curious question to anyone (possibly one OP feels like drawing at the moment).

I know the Hour of Joy ended a long time ago, but have you seen any humans wandering around?

“She was with a weird-looking Huggy Wuggy, I’ve never seen it OR her before…”

“Is that so? Must’ve been some curious child from the outside”

“I don’t know…”

#asktheplaytimedefects #poppy playtime au #poppy playtime oc #defects au #thanks for the ask! #they don’t know the orphans are alive!

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Hey Theo, what's it like having the mini critters around?

“I couldn’t ask for better companions…”

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Dear Thomas, how do you commit violence and why are you so small?

(You know what they say, the smaller they are, the more ferocity they have! Thomas has gotten good at swinging a dagger around and holding his own without Shepherd)

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Shepard, did you know that the weight of your heresy will stay your feet, and you will be left behind?

“I ain’t goin nowhere. I got people that need me. And if keeping them alive is heresy, then I’m one big sinner.”

#asktheplaytimedefects #poppy playtime au #poppy playtime oc #defects au #thanks for the ask! #Shepherd has not considered that the weight of his heresy might be referring to his kill count #he doesn’t care #he’d do it again for Mila and Thomas

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What crimes would you commit if given a weapon?

I’m gonna assume you’re asking all of the defects since it’s not specified, and oh boy…

The Flock is no stranger to organized crime. It’s kinda like their whole thing? Theft would be their biggest charge though. If they collectively agree that they want something, they will take it without permission.

Shepherd and Thomas already have a kill streak going on, so giving them more weapons that aren’t clunky wooden clubs just means more murdering of feral toys for these two. Give Thomas a good dagger and he’ll go wild. He’s been meaning to get revenge on some mini Huggies that did him wrong one time. Mila would hesitate to join them, but I think she’d be more comfortable with wielding a weapon after…an incident.

Raja is susceptible to manslaughter with his size and strength alone. A weapon in his hand doubles those chances. The rest of the family is either too good to hold a weapon/kill or cannot be trusted with one for safety reasons (ahem ahem Skipper and Layla)

The insomniacs are going mission impossible on anyone they see. Their goal is to escape, and having something they can use against the prototype and his goonies that’s efficient is like a Christmas miracle. So once again, murder for all three. Blue would also feel safe enough to leave the rafters often enough to loiter and maybe bother some poor Bunzo she finds.

The Vagbonds would use their weapons to trespass anywhere they so desire. Nobody’s gonna report them to Theo if Cassie threatens to slit their seams open. I guess harassment would go for them as well

Cheese would steal cheese and nothing more. Those who get in her way are getting brass knuckles to the shins.

#asktheplaytimedefects #poppy playtime au #poppy playtime oc #defects au #thanks for the ask!

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Boopity boopity boop *an ethereal hand manifest and boops Sprocket* Boopity boopity boop

-Ghost anon

(also mod, LOVE this AU and art, eating it up like a gourmet meal)

Sprocket is thankful for the boop, Ghost anon!

Little fun fact: Sprocket likes making his own sound effects for any and every occasion! His favorite is to just say honk in a monotone voice :)

(Also tysm for the kind words! I’m happy to hear you’re enjoying my AU so far!)

#asktheplaytimedefects #poppy playtime au #poppy playtime oc #defects au #thanks for the ask!

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Alright we’re back for a limited time! >:D

Hello Hello! Welcome to the ask blog of the Defects AU! If you’re not sure what the Defects AU is, I’ll be reblogging posts from my main account that explains the premise and the characters!

But if you already know what this is about, then hi there! You’re probably here to know the Defects a bit better. Lucky for you, Playtime Co.’s trusty mailcat Tiny is accepting letters!

The only rule is that all asks are kept sfw, civil, and fun! I’m here to have a good ole time and perhaps enable some sweet sweet chaos >;)

You may ask questions to all the Defects introduced so far! Canon characters such as Poppy, Huggy Wuggy, Mommy Long Legs, and Kissy Missy are also present in the AU, they’re just not the main focus!

Asks can be answered via writing, art, or both! It depends on what I decide is fitting for the situation!

There are times where I will answer asks slowly, so don’t get too frazzled if this blog goes quiet for a day or two!

I think that’s all I gotta say, have fun!

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*Sends a mini freezer filled with frozen grilled cheese and a mini freezer with frozen meals and a microwave* one for cheese and the other for food. Also, once the food is gone, you can freeze stuff to stay good later

She is now the queen of her own world!

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To Shepherd and Thomas: if you could describe your current predicament in one word, what would it be?

There’s no better way to put it

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Hey Blue, what’s your opinion of the other Insomniacs?

#asktheplaytimedefects #poppy playtime au #poppy playtime oc #defects au #Blue has a tendency to keep her conversations short and blunt #it’s a bit hard to get a detailed answer out of her #but Tiny did his best! #thanks for the ask!

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Hi we found your blog and thought it was awesome and your crew deserved a treat so have a

Delivery of pizza and cookies and chocolate bars

There are matcha with chocolate, berry pink, two original chocolate bars, PBJ chocolate, and lemon white chocolate bars. Please enjoy

According to Theo, Sprocket and Flopsy liked the original chocolate bars. Cuddles likes the lemon white chocolate bars, Friday and Dollop shared the matcha bars, pastel hogged all the berry pink for himself and made Chai upset, and Sunspot likes the PBJ! Tiny just stuck to the pizza :)

#asktheplaytimedefects #poppy playtime au #poppy playtime oc #defects au #thanks for the ask! #btw those smiling critter dolls are super cute! #love me some custom dolls!

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CHEESE’S CUTE REACTION GOT ME CRYING- If she manages to live and escape the factory, I’ll give her as much cheese that she wants, SO CUTEE…

Theo kept Cheese and Crescent’s collars, but he doesn’t often speak about them…

#asktheplaytimedefects #poppy playtime au #poppy playtime oc #defects au #hate to break it to you #but Cheese and Crescent barely make it through HOJ in Defects canon #anyway #thanks for the ask!

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Yeah Theo's right, it's kind of hard of find a decent person nowadays...

By the way, what's it like being small?

“Theo often has to carry me long distances, but at least I can admire the view from up here!”

#asktheplaytimedefects #poppy playtime au #poppy playtime oc #defects au #thanks for the ask!

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Hm… Well first, I’d like to say is that all members of the flock are total cuties!! But for questions, i’ll give some love to the others :D you can answer these one at a time or just only one from the batch, whatever works best for ya! (Make sure to take care of yourself >:()

For the vagabonds, How far did y’all manage to go before getting caught? Is there any other orphans that seem curious on joining y’all?

For the family, What are your opinions on everyone within the group? For skipper, Have you ever asked about this whole place? Or rather stories about it?

For cheese, whom i jokingly think of as my spirit animal.. Can i give them a fresh grilled cheese sandwich as a treat? :D

It seems like for this ask, some of the groups have chosen to write letters of their own in response!

Cassie: the furthest we’ve gotten? Gotta be that old trash compactor near Playcare. It was just Toast and I at the time so we had no idea where we were going in that mess of a place. Theo found us on his nightly patrols and he wasn’t very happy to see us…we know to steer clear from now on! You should’ve seen the look on Queenie’s face when I told her that little story… as for other orphans…most of them think I’m- WE are crazy for trying. They think this is the best place to be. They don’t know what they’re missing out on, that’s for sure.

Raja: Everyone…? They’re all okay in their own weird way. Charm can be a little airheaded and it’s annoying that she doesn’t eat a lot. Layla’s kind, just a bit flighty. I don’t blame her. Kiki is….Kiki. And Skipper is tolerable. Not as loud and annoying as most kids are. Then again she isn’t really a human…not anymore.

*Kiki can’t speak, but it’s safe to say she loves everyone! She’s left a little nose print on the letter using some ink. Raja’s gonna have to clean her face later*

Charm: Raja may be a bit of a stoneface, but he’s a sweetheart to us all! I wish I could do more for Layla and her situation, but I’ll just stick to being by her side until we finally get out of here. And I don’t think I need to tell you that I adore Skipper with all my harvested heart!

Layla: They’re all some of the nicest experiments left in this dump…Charm especially. I nearly had a heart attack when Raja first found me. Seriously, why did they have to make him a behemoth?? Skipper reminds me a lot of the kids I used to counsel back in the day…she’s almost…familiar? I’m not sure how to explain it.

Skipper: Well they’re my family, so I love them a lot! Mister Raja acts funny sometimes, but miss Charm just said that’s how he is! Miss Layla gave me an old uniform shirt when I was cold during the winter, so she’s really nice! And don’t tell anyone, but miss Charm is my favorite!

*oh? It seems like Skipper has put another note in the envelope!*

Skipper: Nobody really tells me anything about the factory…I know it’s a bad place where bad things happened but that’s all I know. I’m not allowed to ask either.

*and as for your little gift to Cheese…*

Just know you are one of her favorite humans now :) she will protect you with her life and her itty bitty feral spirit.

#asktheplaytimedefects #poppy playtime au #poppy playtime oc #Defects AU #this was a long one but it was fun to do! #you underestimate my power to answer ALL! #thanks for the ask!

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Tiny is hamburger sized, so I can hold like hamburger yes?

You absolutely can, anon! And he’ll enjoy it too!

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Hey Haze, how did you first hear about amusement parks, and if you know any by name, which one do you want to go to the most?

#asktheplaytimedefects #poppy playtime au #poppy playtime oc #Defects AU #Haze once asked Blue if she wanted to go with him on a rollercoaster #she calmly said no #oh well! #thanks for the ask!