characters talking about Phoenix's puppy dog eyes:
the puppy dog eyes in question:
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DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
Crawfish: I know the song, but Ah'm not if I like it yet.
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Octavia is your daughter now Captain, Your welcome lmao UuO
Crawfish: Uh...sorry, kid, but I'm gonna have ta' pass...I'm not a big fan of kiddies.
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Hello!
Sorry I haven't responded to any asks but luckily for y'all,
I'm gonna be answering some asks today!
It's been a while, but I'll give it my best shot. ^^
-Chrono
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🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your badde-
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Get any snow out there on the high seas? (Happy holidays!)
"Happy Holidays to you too!!"
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Has anybody ever tried to steal your golden tooth?
"An' ah' would like ta' keep it 'dat way."
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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
WAIT BLAZING ANGEL THAT WAS YOU
W T F
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Hey CAPP'N, whose BOOTY be doin' the most SLAPPIN'?!
No.
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Mister captain, is that second spot still open?
"An' don' call me "mister". It's Cap'n."
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Sal: Hey Crawfish, what do you think of Director D?
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Will you adopted me?
Crawfish: Woul' ye like cab'n boy or cook?
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"Nah a good ider', lad. Will be seein' ya 'round soon."
Come one, come all! Watch as the Binary Bard juggles the heads of his comrades! Including his own!
Also for his next act, watch him disappear before they get to him. XD
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"Here's me quarters. Nothin' special."
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THIS BLOG
This year has gone by so quick and I hope to keep this place running for more to come!
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UHHHHHHHH
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING I PROMISE
(Dear lord I was not expecting or even planning for this GUESS I GOTTA DO SOMETHING
GOD THIS THING HAS BEEN AROUND FOR A YEAR????? WHAT E V E N)
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