ask-thesquirrel

[ask-thesquirrel]

♡ (ʘ ꒳ ʘ✿)🗡 chitter chitter motherfucker

GOD D AM N I T

#;reblog #(Oh shit look who remembered her log in)

[ask-thesquirrel]

It's good to see you, squirrel! How are you today?

“ SQUEAK!! Chitter, chitter, squeaker, squeak, squeaken…

…

The hell you doin’ on my lawn “

#ask #anon asks

[ask-thesquirrel]

(( I missed my Squirrel’s third birthday by three days. What kind of mother am I? ))

#Out of Nuts #I'm here #and I know how tag shit for a change #who missed meee

[ask-thesquirrel]

I’LL GET YOU, AND YOU’RE LITTLE DAUGHTER TOO

;3 *puuurrrss*

Throws out the nearest open window.

#dolcetters #squirrel talk

[ask-thesquirrel]

B̢̥͖͈͒͂ͩ̽̑͟r̉͞͏̳̱͉̯͝i̪̦̠̠͇ͭ̀̄̈́̕͝ǹ̆͋̂ͬͣ̈͢҉̦̣g͓̳̠̰̻͇͕̜̔̍̂ͯ̚͘̕ ͕̖̗͎̪̯͐̀͊ͬͬ̄́ͦ͡m̹̩̱̥̃̄͐̍̉̆e̫̪̦͕̹ͨ͊́͟ ̜͈͎̻̖ͬ̂ͦ̈̅ͪ̚̚͘A͓̦̝̭̱̔̆͌̔̈̔̃́̕͟n̶͚̺̜̔͞ͅo̡̧̖̦͓͕͔͍͔͋ͪͧ̽̚͜ͅt̡̟͔̻̓̈́ͤͬ͂̉̔h̴̴ͤ̃̽̅̅͘ͅę͉̱̞̼̟ͭͪ̽͊r̸̦̈́ͣ̇ͤ̽̅̈́ͨ̓͜͞

;3 *Here I am, ready to steal your lunch. I fear no man nor no burd.*

offers u sacrifice.

#laceraalas #This sacrifice is much too small #Bring me grown sacrifice

[ask-thesquirrel]

May or may not have been away for too long...

but that doesn't mean...

I still don't want your souls....

#squirrel talk #( yeah hello ; u ; ) #( I'm just here and yeah)

[ask-thesquirrel]

HISSSSSS

*slowly climbs up leg* *chitters*

"…."

[/tries to shake it off]

#auruobosssard #squirrel talk

[ask-thesquirrel]

.......

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What do you want? I don’t have anything, shoo now. Gunter has all the grain and everything with the horses.

#benevolentlion #squirrel talk

[ask-thesquirrel]

…..But food

*chitters* ;3

"The heck was that?"

#shiganshinalegacy #I need more cute squirrel icons #I only have evil ones #squirrel talk

[ask-thesquirrel]

*squeaks!*

*chitters* ;3

"The heck was that?"

#shinganshinalegacy

[ask-thesquirrel]

.......

Food?

*chitters*

#benevolentlion

[ask-thesquirrel]

benevolentlion has been found

*chitters*

#benevolentlion #I'msorry #*goes off to sob*

[ask-thesquirrel]

YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN NEVER HIDE.

*stares intensely at*

[stares back]

#benevolentlion

[ask-thesquirrel]

Yes, good. I have him right where I want him...

Soul stealing powers, go!

*stares intensely at*

[stares back]

#benevolentlion #Please excuse the soul stealing squirrel

[ask-thesquirrel]

I can wait, the soul will come to me.

ask-thesquirrel started following you

If I don’t breathe, maybe it’ll go away.

#keysandpages #you toooo #aksfh

[ask-thesquirrel]

"If that demonic thing gets anywhere near my rockets- I will not hesitate to hurt it."

#iamnotjustadream #I was gonna make her Nice to Al but #Sassy Squirrel mode is on #Hello! u vu

[ask-thesquirrel]

To jump on face, or not to jump on face....

ask-thesquirrel started following you

[ Internal screaming ]

#keysandpages #heeellllllooo