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is it love or did you just inhale too much smoke that your brain is a little foggy

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Not to be dramatic but if I moved to a house that looked as haunted as Locke House and my youngest child started claiming he spoke to a woman in the well I’d pack my bags back up right then and there.

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Are we just going 2 not talk about this or

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you’re in his dms but I’m burning down his house. we are not the same.

#lemony snicket #snickets #a series of unfortunate events #sir #esme squalor #count olaf #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #olivia caliban #jacques snicket #jacqueline scieszka

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sometimes I have to remind myself that yes I am Marisa Coulter’s bitch and yes I am perfectly fine with that.

#marisa coulter #his dark materials #marisa x lyra #marisa x asriel #lyra belacqua #stelmaria #jordan college

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bitches will say they don’t cry and then it’s 3am and they’re reading the Beatrice letters and sobbing

it’s me. I’m bitches.

#kit snicket #asoue #lemony snicket #violet baudelaire #jacquelyn scieszka #larry your waiter #jacques x olivia #olivia caliban #klaus baudelaire #esme squalor #count olaf #a series of unfortunate quotes #a series of unfortunate events #sunny baudelaire #mr poe #the beatrice letters

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how has it been over a year since the iconic daddy line I-

#esme squalor #jacquelyn scieszka #sunny baudelaire #vfd #a series of unfortunate events #kit snicket #sir #the austere academy #the penultimate peril #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #the baudelaires #lemony snicket #olivia caliban #larry your waiter #count olaf #asoue netflix #asoue books

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*thinks abt characters having a domestic life* oh god. Oh fuck. *trascends into the next astral plane*

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Marisa, at the beginning of Northern Lights/The Golden Compass: Lyra? Lyra Belaqua? Who's Lyra? I don't know Lyra. Never heard such name.

Marisa, at the end of Northern Lights/The Golden Compass (and for all The Amber Spyglass honestly): Lyra??? Where is Lyra??? Have you seen her??? She is my d a u g h t e r !!!!! She is 12 years old, she is a sneaking little lying bitch, just like her mother tho, I'm so proud!!! I can't live withput her!!! Lyra... Lyra!!! Where are you???

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hi just a reminder this was the decade that lemony snicket wrote ‘I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong’ and I think it is the greatest love poem in existence

#asoue netflix #violet baudelaire #asoue #the austere academy #jacquelyn scieszka #lemony snicket #beatrice baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #esme squalor #a series of unfortunate quotes #a series of unfortunate events

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Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

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Mrs. Coulter: every boundary in experimental theology requires the sacrifice of the few, for the many.

Nurses: *begin to sacrifice Lyra*

Mrs. Coulter: now hold up one fucking second–

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#A Family

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Tag yourself I’m Olivia

  (I may or may not be projecting my thoughts of Mr Poe on him but I think the rest are pretty accurate tbh).

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Oh fuck poison for breakfast comes out in 2 months am I mentally prepared for this

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hi ik I haven’t been very active recently I’ve been dealing w some shit n haven’t felt like posting- what would you want to see? more headcanon posts or au chats or what? I’m also thinking of making a few more accounts such as a movie review account and a marvel account x