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artissilypso · 2 months
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gaerfdlield and pukichruo
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Me and my (sexual) lover
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artissilypso · 2 months
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sugar, i’ve developed a taste for you
reference
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artissilypso · 3 months
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Do you think the c!fiances got married in one of the timeloops...
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artissilypso · 6 months
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Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^
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artissilypso · 6 months
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do you ever shut up? i dont think i've gone a day on this site without seeing some relic of your splattering of thoughts.
if tumblr were a bathtub it would be 99% filled with my piss
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artissilypso · 7 months
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writing smut like
how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?
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artissilypso · 7 months
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funniest art interaction i’ve ever seen
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artissilypso · 7 months
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I'm turning YOU into a tumblr sexyman. 2015-era. You're now obsessed with a random food item, completely flanderized, and have to operate about 35 thousand ask blogs of various AU versions of yourself. And you might also have to fuck yourself.
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artissilypso · 7 months
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champion of overthinking
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artissilypso · 8 months
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"their child is the bentley" "Their child is Jim!" "Their child is Muriel" "Their ch-"
NO ITS THE ANIMATRONICS FROM FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS.
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artissilypso · 8 months
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stardew parent appreciation post 🌟
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artissilypso · 8 months
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t4t polyamory .u agree
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artissilypso · 8 months
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Howdy-do! Say hello to the deal of the century! 
That’s right! In partnership with Makeship, we are happy bring you Welcome Home’s very first genuine, one-of-a-kind, top-of-the-line, never to be imitated, never to be replicated, official Wally Darling plush toy! With You by his side, there’s nothing Wally can’t do!
We can’t do this without you either, neighbor! To get this fully-funded, we’ll need to sell 200 of these positively precious, picturesque, and polite little peanuts! Head on over to https://www.makeship.com/products/wally-darling-plush to order one for yourself for $29.99! Don’t delay, this little Darling is a limited-time offer, so order now! Want 10% off your plush? Then test your knowledge with our quiz for a special discount code!
Special thanks and credits below!!
Thank you to Synth for his wonderful voice work as Barnaby and Howdy!
( Twitter / Tumblr! )
Thank you to Frankie for his fantastic voice work for Wally! (Twitch / Youtube! )
Thank you to Puzz for helping to organize and direct this bad boy! ( Tumblr! )
Thank you to Rocky for his work co-writing the scripts! ( Twitter / Tumblr / Instagram! )
Thank you to Kmodo for creating the wonderful music found in the commercials! ( Youtube! ) And to you for making this possible! Thank you!!
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artissilypso · 8 months
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"their child is the bentley" "Their child is Jim!" "Their child is Muriel" "Their ch-"
NO ITS THE ANIMATRONICS FROM FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS.
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artissilypso · 8 months
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Cleaning with ADHD all about momentum. Its like being a shark, if you stop moving you just straight up die.
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artissilypso · 8 months
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Spoil yourself, baba. *throws 25 cents at you*
yum!
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artissilypso · 8 months
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go art dump
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