artificialashley

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my face when they started directly talking about shipping and DR fan fic…

"Hold me La Grande Dame, paint me like one of your French girls" rpdr uk vs. the world s2.6

#There is an imposter among us #😮😮😮😮

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scarlet envy is back on drag race. time for me to crawl out of my hole again 🤪🤪🤪

#always love her always and forever #team scarlet #team choriza always #team marina #team Tia #and team jonbers for the entertainment value you guys understeimate how funny she is #like she made s4 #why is no one team jonbers!!! #the memes

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aurora in canada's drag race 4.04

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BROOKE LYNN HYTES • canada’s drag race 4.07

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OLLY ALEXANDER UK EUROVISION ENTRY 2024 💕💕💕💕💕

#Yessssss #obsessed #this was needed for us #eurovision

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me hearing someone on drag race say “me mam”

😍😭😍😭😍😭😍😭😍😭😍😭😍😭🥲😭🥲

#ngl emotional #no one talk to me #jk #but did you say jk tho

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happy Spotify wrapped day!!!

give me numbers from 1-100 and I’ll give you that song from my top songs of the year💕💕

#ask game #let’s talk an overload of pop music #also got GA tickets today so buzzed!! #💕💕 #spotify wrapped

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write for yourself. put your fantasies on paper. no one knows what you are writing. no one knows what's in your head. no one is going to write it for you. if you don't write down your ideas they will disappear. if you are too scared to write your thoughts then don't write, try something different. if writing is the only way, get to writing. no one else's opinion matters. no one else's opinion will ever matter

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fr no one tells you how much anxiety comes with having a big girl job

#like what do you mean my actions can impact people’s lives #just a constant hum of anxiety for no particular reason #ashley chats shite #I just wanna win the lottery and write drag race fanfiction please #messsged my boss 7 times the past week about the same thing he kept ignoring #😭😭😭😭 #teenager in my twenties #no job? #anxiety #finally get some stable income and career path and regular routine? #nope anxiety still remains

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NORTH EAST FINAL NORTH EAST FINAL NORTH EAST FINAL

#SO HAPPY #omg!

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SPOILERS but when Kate said “i’m in a leather jacket so it works with the lipsync” i immediately guessed what the song would be and i was right, this has been ur latest episode of Ortega Manifests xo

me when the lip sync song was my number 1 pick then slowly realising it’s a roast next week and kate is gone

#we were ten mins behind cause my besties car got stuck in the drive #but I saw this ask and just knew cause I had the EXACT same thought #Ortega manifest me an early finish and some free drinks tomorrow plz

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Train is cancelled so I’m stuck on the megabus alone with no headphones or book plz entertain me gang 💕💕💕

 ﹟random get-to-know-me ask game  !! 

orchid ⇢ what’s a song you consider to be perfect?

cactus ⇢ something you’re currently learning (about)?

bamboo ⇢ do you change into a different outfit when you get home?

abelia ⇢ do you have a particular piece of jewelry you always wear or can’t part with?

daffodil ⇢ do you have siblings? if yes, in what ways do you think you’re similar to or different from them?

mahonia ⇢ what place, thing, activity inspires you most and how do you express yourself when it does?

chia ⇢ what’s an inside joke you have with someone else?

sage ⇢ what ‘medium’ of art (poetry, music, fiction, paintings, statues etc.) is the most touching to you? why do you think that is?

edelweiss ⇢ how’d you think of your url/username? what’s it associated with to you?

camellia ⇢ what were you like when you were younger? do you think you’ve changed a lot?

jasmine ⇢ do you have a movie or book you loved but will never watch/read again?

ivy ⇢ what are your ‘tells’ for your emotions and moods? how can someone tell you’re happy, annoyed, upset or tired?

chamomile ⇢ what kind of things do you like receiving as gifts?

aloe vera ⇢ what’s something (mundane) you really want to experience in life?

palm tree ⇢ do you have a fictional villain you shouldn’t like but love regardless?

nutmeg ⇢ how’s your room/home decorated? do you have a specific theme or style going on?

papyrus ⇢ if you put your ‘on repeat’ playlist on shuffle, what’s the first song that comes up? what do you like about it / associate it with?

taro ⇢ if someone called you right now to catch up, what’re the things you’d tell them about?

#ask game #💕💕💕 #catching up on some ao3 hehe

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met banksie in the gay village last night can confirm they really are that tall guys

#like I’m tall #but banksie is TALL #icon #I sent Ortega a drunk video of them saying in caps lock ITS BANKSIE LOOK CAN YOU TELL #like yes they are a giant #she danced with my group for a bit was fun!! #didn’t take a selfie to show you guys as they were out of drag and just out with their friends💕💕💕

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this is the nutcracker from the second best that I could do

#saw this on twitter and it was all I could think of #a little Christmas throwback !! #gmn universe

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the way I should be extraordinarily happy that the DURHAM queen has won 3 badges before anyone else even has 2 but I feel the opposite because wtf that was Kate’s win????

#ginger just wasn’t funny… #and they didn’t even gives Kate the credit for improving with the judges like ???? #she killed it??

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for uk gang: worldofbooks is so cheap and does free delivery and has always been good with quality

use, and i cannot stress this enough, thriftbooks

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1989 taylors version

#thats it #thats the post