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It’s Summer, but a faux-tato skin coat is never out of season… ing.
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Are you an art museum or science museum person? summer or winter? earth tones or pastels?
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*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?
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someone: *shows me the slightest sign of affection*
me: i would die for u
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rapunzel rapunzel throw down some sick beats
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when someone you don’t know has you blocked
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dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son
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if this isnt me I dont know what is
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white person: *farts on camera*
ellen: 'well I just loved your video! here's 10 thousand dollars to get your life started!'
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“Why don’t millennials–?”
MONEY.
We have none. No money. Nobody wants to give us any.
Whatever the rest of your question is, the answer is almost definitely “money”.
“Why don’t millennials buy diamonds?” “Why don’t millennials have houses?” “Why don’t millennials travel?” “Why don’t…”
It’s money.
Mystery(s) solved. You’re welcome.
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