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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

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this is the funniest tweet of all time

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Mood for the year

god give me strength to redo the rest of my batim designs

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watch a bit of my soul die!

#bendy secrets of the machine #secrets of the machine #batim #batdr #archer vids

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Transcript:

"Three times last month we couldn't even get out of our department because cum had flooded the stairwell.

Joey's solution?

Pump to drain it periodically.

Thanks, Joey. Just what I needed. More distractions. These stupid cunty songs don't write themselves y'know?

...

The violin shudders with a piercing voice..."

*Jaifei scream*

#anyway #sammy lawrence #batim #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy secrets of the machine #secrets of the machine #archer audios #reblob

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#anyway #sammy lawrence #batim #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy secrets of the machine #secrets of the machine #archer audios

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this until my newest shally art is finished

#<3 #wally franks #sammy lawrence #batim #batdr #bendy secrets of the machine #secrets of the machine #bendy fanart #archer art

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Yay my Secrets of the Machine video is almost done! (I'm scared for the future of the Bendy franchise.)

#bendy secrets of the machine #secrets of the machine

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Update 4-20-24

Sorry about the lack of Ko-Fi sketches I was out for about two weeks with 💫 medical problems 💫 👍 slowly recovering but I'm about to go streaking in a church if it happens again. Definitely a story I want to tell down the line but right now it's a bit of a fresh wound lmao.

#life. cant live with it cant live without it #updates #ko-fi #general tomfoolery

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shirtless under the cut

hehehe

#i forgor tbh #was twerking the whole time so if there are any mistakes that's why #wally franks #batim #batdr #bendy fanart #archer art

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I ALMOST FORGOT IT'S THE BANJO MAN'S BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMMY

#something I was working on idk when I'll finish it #sammy lawrence #sammy lawrence birthday #bendy fanart #archer art

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Secrets of the Machine (Bendysplaining)

(Full disclosure: both of the computers I have access to WILL NOT TRIGGER THE LIGHTNING CUTSCENE therefore making B:SOTM unplayable for me! Watched a couple walkthroughs to get the gist of things. I found ONE easter egg on my own lol.)

Secrets of the Machine is so out of place to me, seeming almost unpolished. I'll give it a fair shake and go over the pros and cons, but if you want a short Bendy game to play, PLEASE play Boris and the Dark Survival, not this.

Pros:

This very important bird that makes me well up inside with a positive emotion.

Ragtime Guffie. Cute character that I feel has a charm similar to the original Bendy cast. I wouldn't have been surprised to see this guy walking around in BATIM back in the day.

This screenshot I can use for memes:

This ONE scene/"jumpscare" was executed well:

The Goofy ahh can dispenser laugh

My personal favorite, this random ass arrow outside that you can follow into the darkness for about a minute until you're spat back out by the entrance arch (useless):

And last but not least, the inclusion of Gaskette and an insanely niche nod to Nightmare Run?

FIrst off, Gaskette looks killer (pun intended):

And secondly, there are at least a couple hands around the map that open and close when you click them in a very similar fashion to a hand that could be found on the menu of Nightmare Run. I was actually excited about this! (Why they didn't they just go full ham with the Nightmare Run characters for this game?)

Cons:

The first glaring issue I have is *checks watch* the FOUR Bendy advertisements thrown into the game??? What???

I'm not mad about hyping people up, but it is............LAZY?? What was the point of this? These ALL could've been Tweets!!

In fact, Lone Wolf's Announcement nearly WAS a Tweet!!

I would feel differently if the presentation was better, but you literally throw a can at some flippable....plates(?) around a screen at random and get still images. I understand that this game is meant to be small like BATDS, but BATDS was more polished, more fun, and didn't throw four adverts in as gameplay/easter eggs.

This is also gives me a Bad Feeling because if you're willing to make your smaller content into a glorified advertisement, what are you going to do with your mainline games? How are you going to treat your content? Are you going to let things cook or serve it to us raw?

ALSO...

Riley.

Riley's story itself is fine. Not amazing, not awful. Riley's parents die in a car accident when she's six. She starts drawing disturbing content, and the school counselor catches wind of this and brings it up to her guardian. Riley goes to work for JDS at the same age as Buddy (17), and is subsequently fired for drawing more disturbing material pertaining to the accident.

While it sounds cliché, the way it was presented in-game was fine. There are obviously things that could be improved, but the point here isn't the story itself.

Let me ask the audience of this post a question.

Where the hell is Lacie Benton?

Or, more broadly, why aren't M+M fleshing out characters that have been with us since *checks watch* 2017?

I'm struggling not to start doing the Macarena, because adding new characters and slowly abandoning the old ones works in direct contrast with "caring about the lore", AKA what this franchise was built on, and it's something M+M like to bring up. When you remove that backbone, everything else falls apart. When you neglect the old characters, you're neglecting the heart of the franchise.

Riley having her story isolated to one game seems to be a blessing in disguise, I'll admit. However, this is ALL just BATIM: Red Flags. Disappointed, but not surprised. Scared for the future of this franchise, but trying to stay optimistic.

#bendy secrets of the machine #secrets of the machine #bsotm #gaskette #ragtime guffie #bendysplaining #archer writes #batim #batdr #batds #bendy 3

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some BATDR cast sketches and Archie Carter's most famous and real line

#also lance has severe hat hair I didn't just forget the top #batdr fanart #batdr #batim #lance derby #angus newman #steve mcgregor #archie carter #dale little #phil clark #bill danton

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Guys I found an easter egg in secrets of the machine where I can quit the game

#bendy secrets of the machine #secrets of the machine #bsotm

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Do you know how badly I want this scary ass seal plush? Dude looks like a Rareware character

It's sold out. I'm actually gonna start raging

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You're laughing. Thomas took the Machine in the divorce and you're laughing.

Ok but if Wally designed and attended the Ink Machine how the hell was he having trouble with (what I assume to be) the pipes??

Also, I'm assuming Thomas eventually took over that responsibility as a whole? Because Wally hasn't really had much visible involvement with the machine, whereas Thomas is glued to that greasy thing 24/7

#thomas connor #wally franks #batim #batdr #reblob