drawing buggy with ocean hair just cause
let my guy swim again🥲🥲
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Hmm..you know what
Shanks should say thank you to Blackbeard, if he didn't left that scar the jolly rodger of red haired pirates would've looked like boring skull with a wig or something
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Unhinged hit take but imagine for a moment all the Doflamingo/Crocodile ideas being a thing, and Doffy finds out IN JAIL about Cross Guild. Mans is losing his SHIT okay, his ex left him for a CLOWN.
CROCODILE turned him and his business proposals down but partnered with THE CLOWN?!
Oh his brain cells are Gucci and Prada, bedazzled and flexed, he knows math and THIS? This math ain't mathing, buster.
So he escapes.
The hows are unimportant and also I don't care enough to flesh it out. It just Happens, okay?
So Doffy is free, no sock needed, and he beelines STRAIGHT to Karai Bari.
Well. He swings by a high end boutique first because he's bougie like that, but then he is THERE, okay?
So Doffy shows up and causes a Ruckus. Cross Guild Poly has, by this point, NOT been established, but Croc and Mihawk both have FEELINGS. Buggy is oblivious.
Doffy sees Croc having A Feeling and Assumes. After all, Crocodile rarely expresses any kind of emotion unless it's on purpose to this is completely mathing now. The clown must have SOMETHING going for him.
So Doffy Seduces The Clown. It's to prove a point, prove he's BETTER than Buggy, he's COOLER and more FASHIONABLE and he wears HEELS so obviously he is the best choice. He needs to understand his enemy.
Only... Buggy's actually pretty damn cute.
And also makes... really good noises. He's so responsive. And sensitive. And he's a masochist to boot, right up Doffy's ally. AND this clown has some SERIOUS stamina, holy stars.
The night ends with Doffy, exhausted, staring into space with Buggy curled up, head on his chest and covered in bite marks. He is still processing.
The next day, he wakes up and he finds Buggy in the little kitchenette, in an oversized shirt and thigh highs, making pancakes and bacon. The clown turns to him, smiles, greets him, offers coffee. Doffy gets breakfast and is left still kinda reeling even as Buggy babbles happily, shirt slipping off his shoulder slightly and revealing a bite mark there. The former warlord looks away, indignant at the tingling warmth if a blush, of all things, on his face.
He hates to admit that he can maybe see the appeal now.
But he still thinks the clown is using some kind of weird fucking clown magic. He's NEVER gotten so worked up after a transactional lay before.
Crocodile and Mihawk meanwhile are FROTHING because they each had a 37 step plan to woo the clown and the flamingo bastard jut swooped in out of prison and bedded him. That isn't fair. That's the opposite of fair.
Seeing Buggy limping the next day and Doffy still kinda out if it simply makes the two dark haired men want to claw out someone's eyes.
Buggy is a special brand of oblivious because he thought Doffy just wanted good time once, no biggie, he gets it. So when the feathered man sticks around, he's cool with it. He doesn't really get why the others are all weird about it though.
He also doesn't get why their ominous threats and off putting vibes have intensified either, but he's good at rolling with the punches.
He tells Shanks a much during their monthly i-don't-miss-you-i-hate-you-how-have-you-been talks.
Shanks tells him they like him.
He hangs up on the redhead. Then he calls Shaks again just to hang up once more, this time with passion.
Everyone's suffering.
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