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REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.

#girl i own one

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looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is

#i'm in TEARS #HELP

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#poetry #victorian poetry #wormy bois

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My cartoon for this weekend’s @guardian books

#writing #writer jokes

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chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On

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#i was an equestrian for 10 years #i was taught how to ride a bike but i was never very good at it and don't enjoy it

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When you're nauseous and need to eat, remember the BRAT diet - bananas, rice, applesauce, toast

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I was a church pastor and I fell down the stairs while going up to the podium to speak and my pants ripped and everyone saw my Hello Kitty boxers and they all took pictures and it was all over Tumblr the next day.

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Apparently people who don't have executive dysfunction think that actually working on something is the hardest part of doing something. And that's why they get mad that you call the rest of the project "easy" after you've finally worked through doing the plan and know what to do when you're working.

So when you're through with the epiphany of how to make it physically possible to make the thing you're making, and you're sharing the plan with excitement, because the hard part is over, and now you only have to get your hands moving and do it, they get mad at you like

"it's not that easy! It's a lot of hard work! >:C"

they mean it, because

to them, working is the hardest part.

They don't have to fight their brains to get started. They don't have to fight their way through making the choices, making the plan, making yourself make the thing. People who don't suffer from executive dysfunction think that the hardest part is actually doing the thing.

#executive dysfunction #adhd

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#this made me laugh way too hard #christian memes

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#first i sort them by books i haven't read yet and books i have #then by genre #then by author's last name

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SUMMARY: When a madman begins committing horrific murders inspired by Edgar Allan Poe's works, a young Baltimore detective joins forces with Poe to stop him from making his stories a reality.

#this is one of my comfort movies #people die in silly ways #John Cusack is chewing the scenery #Luke Evans is hot #they're a bit gay for each other #what more could you want #the raven 2012

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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

#to be fair #all we know for certain is that Jesus didn't marry or have kids #doesn't mean he never fucked #a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell

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you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today

#first day of my new job at a dog run! #i got to pet doggies!

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I just noticed that the hilt of his sword is a penis

If I'm being honest, I don't think Jodorowsky's Dune would've been much better than Lynch's. But I'm sad it never got made because were robbed of prime twink Feyd Rautha

can you imagine Tumblr in a world where this performance existed

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If I'm being honest, I don't think Jodorowsky's Dune would've been much better than Lynch's. But I'm sad it never got made because were robbed of prime twink Feyd Rautha

can you imagine Tumblr in a world where this performance existed

#jodorowsky's dune #feyd rautha harkonnen #feyd rautha #dune #apparently Jodorowsky wanted Mick Jagger to play Feyd

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fr

#getting real sick of the ''it's not gay unless they say it with a megaphone and also kiss'' mentality #sometimes subtext is good actually