allshookup

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go watch the new elvis movie. it's been out for a while. dennis would appreciate it if you did.

#im gay

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d..deansnutz

#all shook up #musicals #shitpost #i need to stop bullying dean…

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chad’s last name is bobad

#all shook up #musicals #shitpost #haha #chad bobad

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#all shook up #musicals #shitpost #chart #chad is the ultimate bearer

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this is getting out of hand.

#all shook up #musicals #shitpost #chart

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in case you haven’t noticed, this is a dennis fan account. i love him, and i’d lay my life for him. thank you.

#all shook up #musicals #personal #tbh he’d probably look me in the eye and question his existence #“who are you???”

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elvis didn’t die for this

#all shook up #musicals #shitpost #slander 100

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okay, i might be projecting a bit, but there are two ways i’d love to see natalie, chad, and dennis get cast:

1) tiny natalie, average height chad, beanpole dennis

2) tall stronk natalie, even taller chad, small dennis (like, shorter than natalie and maybe even the rest of the girls, i’d cry tbh)

#all shook up #musicals #concept #like idk which one i adore more #the former is prolly more common and there’s nothing wrong with a classic #but the second one??? #crying

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i would like to formally apologize for any dean slander that will inevitably come

#personal #i don't hate dean #love the guy #i just think he'll be the best to shit on since it's so uncalled for #a child. im basically bullying a child.

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don't be a chad. be a dennis.

reject chad. embrace dennis.

#all shook up #musicals #shitpost #this is my mantra #chad dennis vs virgin chad #the true message this musicals meant to portray

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throwback to me sobbing when i found out that dennis doesn't end up with natalie

#all shook up #musicals #shitpost #i will make a whole rant just wait #i just really like friends to lovers okay #and the childhood friend trope is just #HNGG

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dennis and sandra deserve so much more than the fate they were given. they really just settled for each other at the end there, huh.

#all shook up #musicals #shitpost

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chad is a bottom.

#all shook up #musicals #shitpost #no i will not be taking any further questions

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yes, chad is already canonly bisexual, but hear me out.

genderfluid natalie.

ftm dennis.

lesbian sandra.

pansexual lorraine.

token straight friend dean.

#all shook up #musicals #shitpost #i dont really care about the adults lol #they're boomers whatever

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most to least likely to say "fuck"

lorraine: definitely uses it as a sentence enhancer; probably says it in front of her mom; it's a chant at this point

sylvia: influenced her daughter for sure; "who taught you that fucking language??"

sandra: 100% cursed out chad behind his back; nvm probably to his face too, it was just never on stage

natalie: casual "fuck!" when something breaks down but doesn't say it much tbh

jim: probably sprinkles it into conversations occasionally; he's old, leave him be

chad: doesn't curse all that often, actually; prolly would only say it if he thought it were necessary

dennis: has definitely uttered "fuck" at least twice, especially when he's trying not to simp over natalie's shit

dean: i refuse to believe he curses at all; at most whispers it, but he's probably too scared momma mayor is gonna hear him and whoop his ass; "*looks around nervously* fu-rick..."

#all shook up #musicals #shitpost

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what has my life come to

#personal