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allineedarebooks · 2 months
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mental image: little drow girl, grinning widely as she holds a young displacer beast that is almost taller than she is. this is her own cub, and she has to show mama.
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they’re cuddlin’ and gaming
Claire’s favorite game is Silent Hill 2 so Jill becomes accustomed to falling asleep to the sounds of game
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allineedarebooks · 2 months
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Murder Wife 💜
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allineedarebooks · 2 months
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Backgrounds? *puts on sunglasses* I don't know her.
My favorite girl Sansa, here to eat lemon cakes and take names.
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allineedarebooks · 2 months
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Someone has a type…
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allineedarebooks · 2 months
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Baldur's Gate 3 is so good it brought me back to tumblr after five freaking years
Gonna post more
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allineedarebooks · 2 months
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give her a CHANCE!!!
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allineedarebooks · 2 months
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"This is a dream"
"Then it is a good dream"
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allineedarebooks · 2 months
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In a modern universe, Cersei Lannister would get sent to one of those fancy private rehabs/psych hospitals (she doesn't want to go but Jaime booked her in after her latest breakdown and convinces her that actually it's super trendy these days for rich white women to go on "mental health retreats") and immediately tries to convince her psych team that she's totally fine and actually doesn't need to be here only to promptly be diagnosed with Bipolar and put on an ungodly amount of Seroquel.
Every single meeting she's forced to attend, she sits in her chair huffing up a storm while everyone else speaks, and when it's her turn goes on a fifteen minute rant alternating between insisting that everything wrong with her isn't actually her fault, insulting everyone else at the meeting because can't BELIEVE people actually fall for this psychobabble therapy nonsense, and sobbing uncontrollably over how her life has turned out.
After she's done she goes back to ignoring everyone.
Would absolutely look down on the people in there for narcotic addictions despite the fact that she's spent roughly the equivalent of the GDP of a small country on cocaine over the years.
Also freely admits to her therapist to having had an incestuous relationship with Jaime during childhood and adolescence but insists it doesn't matter anymore because they "grew out of it" after Jaime went to military school and she realised it would've been social suicide for her modelling career if anyone got photos of them together while she was dating various other celebrity guys, and remains completely oblivious to the ongoing emotional incest and codependency that's running through her entire family.
She emphatically insists that the only problem with Tywin's parenting was that he didn't send Tyrion away at birth and that he got Jaime a spot at Harvard Business School even though he didn't actually WANT to go and SHE did.
If this sounds like I'm bashing her, I promise I'm not. These are simply things I know to be true.
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allineedarebooks · 2 months
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men: i never cheated on you please believe me!
ned stark: i cheated on you please believe that! i cheated on you so hard look here’s proof of my adultery doesn’t he look just like me? that’s definitely my love child tell everyone you know
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Cozy camp time again! Karlach asked Minthara to put her hair in a bun, offering to make her hair in return.
Still not over open-hair-Minthara-obsession. Now Karlach gets thrown into the mix as well. And the owlbearcub and Scratch
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allineedarebooks · 2 months
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AU where Karlach adopts a puppy which Minthara is against. Only for her inner dog dad to awaken
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allineedarebooks · 2 months
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I think Rogue deserves more love ❤️
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allineedarebooks · 3 months
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I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation
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allineedarebooks · 4 months
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As diabolical as Show Cersei may be, she will never be as messy as Book Cersei who literally tried to seduce Ned Stark into keeping her relationship with Jaime a secret. Like she looked at Lord Eddard Stark, heard every story about him, proceeded to tell him all about how great Jaime feels inside of her, and then thought "I'm pretty enough to change him" and started flirting. I stan a queen with self confidence bordering on insanity 🙌
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allineedarebooks · 7 months
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Johnny’s the type of guy to go to a Halloween party as himself.
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allineedarebooks · 7 months
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