sorry for disappearing for several months will happen again
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women hate me and fish have to avert their eyes in my presence lest they succumb to lust
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if someone asks me what i did this year i will scream my lungs out and run away to a forest
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now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)
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rb to put the person you rbed this from in a washing machJNWJW883)?NEKWMMWMMF TTURN THEWASHING MACHINE OFFFFF IM SPINNING
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rb to put the person you rbed this from in a washing machJNWJW883)?NEKWMMWMMF TTURN THEWASHING MACHINE OFFFFF IM SPINNING
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getting an office job after years of being a self-employed adhd nightmare was so funny though. like all through college and working for myself i assembled this terrifying patchwork of lifehacks and getting-things-done techniques and none of them ever seemed to work that well or for that long. but then i'm in an office where i have a defined set of tasks that need doing with no creative input on my part and suddenly i seem like a fucking productivity wizard. coworkers marvel at how quickly i work when they ask me to do something. what else would i be doing. we are at work. you asked me to fill out a form. why would it take longer than five minutes. what do you people do all day.
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It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that
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i’m never going to overshare again i’m going to be so mysterious like georgenotfound
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autistic person watching anything: wow this character is so autistic
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it’s literally thursday and im being so brave about it
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Hibernation would fix me
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girl fuck astrology how many siblings do you have and what’s their gender in what order
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hey man you better have money to pay for my next therapy appointment from that post
if i had to see it so did you. i have like $5 btw
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does anybody have that cat poem, you know the one. not mary oliver's poem. the one about a cat growing up with you like brothers but him still being small whereas you've grown tall. i need a good cry
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it means everything to me
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