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bruh what are you guys talking about there 👎👎👎🤥🤥🤥

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Lemme post this here before i forget

#tfc #aftg #the foxhole court #all for the game #andreil #barbie 2023 #i had to do it #it almost said andrew doe and Alex Jones #I almost made an AU where they meet in california and get arrested before the entire canon just so the barbie meme is funnier in my head #alas #neil and minyard it is

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I will never get over Neil telling Andrew he wanted to see him lose control because 1. It's hot as hell and 2. Everyone else thinks Andrew is already out of control and Neil is the only one who knows how much he holds back everyday. How hard he works to try not to feel anything at all and all Neil wants is for Andrew to let it all out

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I've been thinking for a long time whether to take new suits or last year's and decided to choose the second option to show the contrast in their relationship over the past time 🦊🦊

They also decided that Neil doesn't need makeup this year 💪🏻

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I can imagine Neil and Aaron sitting down and watching some medical show that is so painfully inaccurate and them both agreeing on something like: “No your femoral artery is more to the left, he basically just stabbed him in the kneecap.” And the other nodding along. Or “He would have bled out before they got him to the hospital if he was shot there.” Maybe even Neil going as far as: “When I was stabbed there I was fine, they’re just being a baby.” And Aaron responding, “That’s what I’m saying.” And during the whole situation Andrew is sitting in the corner very concerned but sits back and quietly drinks his tea just glad they’re not trying to kill each other for once.

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👁️‍🗨️ You being watched 👁️‍🗨️

#damn that's so pretty #BUT ALSO #SO FUCKING SCARY AND INTIMIDATING #damn #gosh #good food #good art #aftg #tfc

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Noo, the Spanish cover for The Raven King is so pretty 😭😭

It was just announced! (And apparently the first French translation too!) I just wish I could actually read in Spanish, I'd love to have these on my shelf...

The artist is on Instagram if you want to check them out! @/lazyleezard.art

#i'm also here #cackling at people noticing the background #I'm so so glad I included that

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Interviewer: So Andrew, I heard that you learned how to play exy while in juvie. What made you decide to take up the sport? Especially at that time in your life.

Andrew, taking a careful sip of water: There are only so many things to do in juvie, [interviewer nods] and I already learned how to make a shiv and suck dick.

The interviewer, Andrew’s agent, his professional team PR department and GM and coach, the producers, the camera crew, that one random assistant, Kevin’s spirit, Wymack’s Minyard Senses:

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“oh i miss them” i thought and the aftg brainrot set in again

#my condolences on your brainrot #but im selfishly really glad you're back and making art #your poses and bodies feel so much more powerful??? #and your style is incredible as always #thank u for the food #aftg #Andrew Minyard #Neil Josten

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some aftg cover redesigns :]

assorted doodles below!

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My spring exchange gift (@aftgexchange) for Ruby (@cake-lovin-ace)! Hope you like it!

#soft #pretty #and THE ORANGE SOCKS #WHY NEIL #WHYYY #aftg #tfc #andreil

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why does the spanish edition of aftg look so pretty when the american one is so bad?

#thanks for the serotonin #also #That's because the american one is self-published and the Spanish one is from an indie publisher who gathered a great team (translator #corrector #artist... etc. all joined/applied bc we loved the book) #there was apparently a whatsapp group of super fans approving/disapproving every decision #it makes sense that it's prettier and more carefully put together than a self published book printed through amazon

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🐯🧧Chúc mừng năm mới! 🐯🧧Happy lunar new year!🐯🧧 Wishing everyone a happy Tết and a year full of luck and good health!

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happy birth Neil, congrats on your very secret life being published in Spanish today

#sorry not sorry

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I love that a bunch of people liked this post so it popped up on my notifications because there's an update:

Anyway u can now buy tfc in spanish and I cannot believe this is real life (and I honestly won't believe it until I can touch the physical book tomorrow)

Okay so it's 100% true and confirmed that we're gonna have a spanish translation of the foxhole court. And I assumed it wasn't going to be published where I am because there's quite a few countries where it could be getting translated into spanish

but

turns out

the publisher is from Barcelona

and they don't have a cover artist yet

so I sent an email like

"I did this for free for myself"

"if u hire me we could do something better together, just think about it" Wish me fucking luck

#part of me is sad because like #I LOVE silhouettes and when you cna't see character's faces so you imagine them yourself #but apparently that sells less??? Which I DIDN'T KNOW #BUT GOD #THIS HAS BEEN A DREAM PROJECT WITH A DREAM PUBLISHER #and like everyone on the team were huge fans #it's been amazing #and I hope this book makes u as happy as it has made me

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fbi: i’ve come to take you away

neil: wait, let me ask andrew first

fbi: that’s not how-

neil: he said no