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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Do y'all sometimes just stop whatever you're doing and think how strong Emerie is
Baby singlehandedly runs a shop in a place where most of the men are misogynists. She has been constantly getting "warned" by her "relatives" to leave the shop to the men and still doesn't budge to their wishes. Not only is she a business woman, she's also a warrior, a Valkyrie, the first female Carynthian from Illyria. She has touched a part of Illyrian tradition that no other women has ever done.
She's gonna make every one of these men mad and I am so here for it!
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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Nesta: I don’t know what to say to him
Emerie: Just be yourself!
Gwyn: Say something nice!
Nesta: Which one I can’t do both
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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Azriel: Why are you two always out during rainstorms? Nesta : It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain. Cassian: Morrigan bet me I couldn’t get struck by lighting, but she WRONG.
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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Nesta : When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it. Emerie: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Morrigan: *casually taking four stairs at a time* Emerie, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Morrigan: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Emerie: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Morrigan: But you’re always acting stupid? Emerie: ... Emerie: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Azriel: What's that? Gwyn: Chocolate. Azriel: What's chocolate? Gwyn: Candy. Do they not have candy where you're from? Azriel: Yeah. Grapes, nuts. Gwyn: No wonder you're so bitter.
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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Emerie: Do you want to play 20 Questions? Morrigan: Sure! Morrigan: Whats your favorite color? Emerie, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Gwyn: Who hurt you? Nesta : *snorting* What, do you want a list? Gwyn: ...Yes, actually.
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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Nesta , to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go. Emerie: But how- Nesta , ignoring them: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.
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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Emerie: So, she kissed me. Gwyn: And you kissed her back? Emerie: No, I kissed her mouth.
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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Nesta : Emerie, what are you doing? Emerie: Making chocolate pudding. Nesta : It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding? Emerie: Because I've lost control of my life. Emerie: Here's your pudding, Gwyn. Gwyn: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.
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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Dorian: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”? Manon: Manon: …Should I not have?
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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Manon: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.
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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Manon: Who's in charge here? Dorian, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Manon: Go to hell! Dorian: Oh! I’ve been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.
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acrochanbitch · 5 months
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Dorian: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this. Manon: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
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