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#this is the progression of emails i send to my professors over the course of a semester

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Yeah it's uh. Debatably canon, from the official collection of guest comics

It's a good look on him imo

Lucifer TDIAPT is so funny to me it's like. He's 4'10". He's the oldest member of the main cast by 9,500 years. He's legally a minor. He's the main character's burnout older brother. He's the main character's weirdo little brother. He ourple. He loses every fight he gets into. He owns the nicest set of clothes out of any of the main characters. It's a maid dress. He's the narrative's most specialist little boy. The narrator fucking hates him. He gets put in a closet when company is over. His mom is god and his dad is the devil and nobody gives a shit, him included. He gets a clone/twin in the second to last book. The clone is god. He's from the moon. He has more stakes in the plot than literally any other character and an unrelated high school girl gets twice as much screen time as him. He's wanted for domestic terrorism. He plays animal crossing.

#its a good day if i can inflict knowledge of the maidhara omake #the devil is a part timer #hanzo urushihara

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#based

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FAQ/Guidelines

#shocked and appalled that batfam isnt winning #90% of my blocked tags are dcu crossover related because of these assholes #at least got keeps their shit in their own tags

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Me when my roommate goes totally off the rails psycho bitch crazy I mean neurodivergent in the last godamn week of classes

#ace's words #deep breaths girl its just one more week #meme

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#incredible crisis on the dash tonite!!! #the incredible crisis

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

#history #reference #save

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I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.

#fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥 #save

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#im not a fan of cyberbullying teenagers online but i think we should've cyberbullied her harder

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Spot the difference is getting really hard guys

#and all three of them are clinically depressed chronic fuckups! #pmmm #homucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel #hanzo urushihara #the devil is a part timer

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taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .

#i had a class about vengeance last semester #very fun to talk about vengeance homework

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Lucifer TDIAPT is so funny to me it's like. He's 4'10". He's the oldest member of the main cast by 9,500 years. He's legally a minor. He's the main character's burnout older brother. He's the main character's weirdo little brother. He ourple. He loses every fight he gets into. He owns the nicest set of clothes out of any of the main characters. It's a maid dress. He's the narrative's most specialist little boy. The narrator fucking hates him. He gets put in a closet when company is over. His mom is god and his dad is the devil and nobody gives a shit, him included. He gets a clone/twin in the second to last book. The clone is god. He's from the moon. He has more stakes in the plot than literally any other character and an unrelated high school girl gets twice as much screen time as him. He's wanted for domestic terrorism. He plays animal crossing.

#the devil is a part timer #hanzo urushihara

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isn't it funny that bloody mary was a sleepover horror story but now its an alcoholic drink. imagine in 12 years we have a new cocktail called the jeff the killer

#the non alcoholic version is called jeff the unaliver #or perhaps #jeff the virgin

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The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

#invader zim

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IM GOING TO PUNCH A HOLE IN SOMEONES CAR

#i learned this from cells at work