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Ghost, gesturing to Price: Soap, look what you did! You made Dad upset!

Y/n: dad, please don't cry!

Soap: I'm sorry, father

Gaz: we didn't mean to make you upset, dad!

Price, drunk out of his mind and near tears: I DON'T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!

#incorrect call of duty quotes #incorrect cod quotes #call of duty #cod #call of duty x reader #cod x reader #task force 141 #task force 141 x reader #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish

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This man drives me mad, I would and absolutely will die for him oh my sweet stars.

#FUCK I LOVE HIM #fuck he's so hot #GIMME #I need my soapy Johnny Neil #call of duty #john soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #cod soap

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Ghost: I’m going to use your neck as a stress toy and squeeze until your eyes pop out of your skull

Graves: I-

Nik: Careful, he’ll enjoy it

Graves: NIK

Ghost: NO- *gags loudly*

Nik: He really enjoys it when you-

Graves, slapping a hand over his mouth while bright red: SHUT UP-

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Price: I have never experienced being swarmed by locusts.

Price: But I have tried to unpack groceries for my team of one tea-addicted lieutenant and two sugar-powered sergeants.

#cod mw2 #cod mwii #call of duty #john price #captain price #soap mactavish #ghost riley #gaz garrick #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes

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This has been living rent free in my head for so long, inspired by this post

I don't post as much because I lost my will to draw, idk why.

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Soap: I'm wildly successful by MacTavish standards and it's all because of my hard work.

Soap: Now watch as I negotiate this business deal.

Soap, to Ghost: Babe, can you give me ten quid?

Ghost, hands him 100.

Price: How's Monopoly night going?

Gaz: I don't even remember how to properly play anymore.

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I would like to clarify that I am talking about NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS, I understand if it's not someone's first language, English is a stupid language, but people who are taught English from first grade throughout the rest of their schooling experience have no fucking excuse.

It just irritates me to no end the sheer amount of grown-ass adults who still write "should of" instead of "should have" or don't know the differences between you're and your, their, there, and they're, and it's and its.

It's absolutely baffling.

#grammar #how do people not know basic english #it kills me inside

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Soap: As far as plans go, this is not a good one.

Ghost: Johnny, this was your idea.

Soap: I didn't think you'd actually say yes.

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Overheard at Captain Price’s office.

Ghost: A 72-hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.

#what a mood #cod mw2 #cod mwii #call of duty #soap mactavish #ghost riley #simon ghost riley #simon riley #cod mwiii #cod mw3 #cod modern warfare

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Soap's Mohawk is so hot, it's literally the cherry on top. ♥

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soap, touching a scar on Ghost: and what’s this one from?

Ghost: picture this. you’re ten. you’re the coolest kid because you have the giant crayola crayon box *dramatic pause* with the sharpener. You’re walking home. You’re hiding the crayons under your school stuff so that way your little brother doesn’t steal them and also so your dad doesn’t throw them out.

Soap: uh-huh.

Ghost: Anyway, I got jumped by a bunch of older kids for some reason and my crayons broke.

Soap: and the scar?

Ghost: oh, I fell out of a tree at recess.

Soap: …. why did you tell the crayon story?

Ghost: so you fall in love with me for being super cool and having the cool crayon box. And it happened the same day.

Soap: ….. your mind works in mysterious ways.

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See you later✨

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Texting the TF141.

Soap: Hello, I’m sorry for the late notice but I cannot find the specific outfit I imagined myself in for this mission and thus can no longer deploy with you all.

Soap: Many thanks.

Price: Simon, get him.

Ghost: Already on my way.

Soap: Wait. No!

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Just had a kid ask me what a CD-Rom is and damn I've never felt so old.

#kids these days #i feel old #millennials #gen z #zoomers #generational differences

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babygirl i know star wars lore that you would bully me for

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just learned that coke as in coca-cola as in the famous carbonated soda is canon in star wars and frankly I am upset