it feels good to get this off my chest* vs. it feels good to get this off my chest**
*this is something that I've been holding onto for a while that would've been harmful to keep to myself, and I'm glad that I no longer have to bear the weight alone and have someone to help me work through it
**this is something that I just recently found out about myself, but I was so used to you already knowing every important detail in my life that the fact that you didn't automatically know about it felt alien to me
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https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay
this isnt suspicious at all
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this is like finding out that a world famous band originated in your city
here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
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idk whats wrong with yall id get arrested for vandalism or something
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being a little too dry: oough my skin need lotion
being a little too damp: What Atrocities Have I Committed To Deserve This Punishment From Hell
Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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thank GOD i stopped myself from writing #jelp instead of #help hahaha that couldve been a horrible typo. good thing i spelled the other tags such as "sick" correctly
wky is this car ride so bumpt im gonna thow up
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wky is this car ride so bumpt im gonna thow up
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reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep
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stanlurine... save me..
figlureanlurine
save me stiggley-wiggley
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okay so i was really tired and scrolling through pinterest the other day and an ikea ad came up. i was like "ew an ad" and scrolled past just as the words on the bottom appeared (it was an animated ad)
in the split second these words were on my screen, my tired ass read something like
more moo ha ha moola yo foo moo ha ma
i absolutely lost my shit. im pretty sure i actually screamed. i needed to go back and read it four more times before i actually understood what they were saying
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Noooooo!!!
i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again
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it's mine and craft
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do you NOT mix your tuna with mayo???
why is mayonaise so expensive
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when i was little i thought rations were a vegetable
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this post was meant to have a caption but i think its better like this
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