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A warlock who treats their eldritch patron like a cat screaming to be fed:

*shrieks of the damned that rip the flesh from one's very bones*

"Yeah, yeah. Glory to you, oh great one. I'm coming. May my light be ever in thy shade. Just a damn second!-"

#d&d #dnd #cats of tumblr

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bottom surgery should allways be free. noone should have to penis dickishly if they dont want to

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Nashville chickens are wildin'

Meditation

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So I live in an area where the gyms are all expensive so I've been working out with whatever I have. One of my makeshift tools is a bag full of books that I lift. Well, I was going through the books and:

My grandma would be happy I'm at least using it?

#call that shit crossfit #non christian #memes

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Clearly the only solution is a SamsungxPop Tart partnership

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"Mother!! Wymond hath told me that I possess a countenance as unto that of the Leviathan!"

Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’

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Local artist casts spell of Fuck You, Don't Walk Here

something charmingly twentieth century about this

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That's just when you get curious and peek at your mom's Facebook page

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

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Enough with Death of the Author. It's the reader's turn.

#add more direct threats #not a writer #writblr #pm seymour

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Batman is the type of person to ghost-write his own Twitter and put up polls like, "Pick your favorite Batman ship" but all the comments are just "The Joker"

Headcanon that someone from the Rogues Gallery is actually the one who first used the term "bat family." Maybe The Penguin is running some kind of illegal trade with his goons when Batman, Nightwing, and Robin arrive. The Penguin says, “Well if it isn’t the Bat Family!” without much thought. But what he doesn’t realize is that he just opened a HUGE can of worms because he just gave a group of vigilantes (that literally will slap the word Bat in front of any other word) another word to bat-ify, so OBVIOUSLY every single one of them takes it and runs. Like a week in, Red Hood and Red Robin shorten it to "Batfam" and waltz into a drug bust shouting, “Look out! Here comes the Batfam!” Dick uses every single opportunity to use it in text. Barbara says it over comms when addressing the whole team. Even Batman refers to them as the “Batfamily” unironically (because he is also a dork.) It’s a thing now. All of Gotham knows the Batfamily. #batfam trends every time three or more bat vigilantes are seen in the same place. The Penguin gets one step closer to retiring.

#batfamily #batman headcanon #batman #lgbtq #memes

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the goo